1. Trader Joe's Wine though
$3 for a bottle of wine, I think I've already made my case.
white zinfandel ftw
2. Speculoos
Known simply as cookie butter, Trader Joe's has decided to refrain from including 'crack' on its ingredients list.
3. Their witty, witty banter
$6 wine you guys!!
burn
DOUBLE BURN
4. You feel like you're on a freaking Hawaiian Island
the checkout is basically a Tommy Bahama fashion show
5. Food costs what it should
think of all the banana possibilities
I want to be friends with whoever bought two packs of TJ's frozen mango chunks
$2 cereal? nonsense!
6. Crunchy Speculoos
It's that good.
7. They're equal opportunists
vegan? no problemo
gluten conscious? come on over!
now vegetarians can enjoy this TJ favorite
8. The staff is knowledgable, friendly, and helpful.
9. This list
1, 3, 11, and 25 though
10. A moment for the reigning champ
literally, just bake and serve.
11. Their hummus selection is on point
white bean, kalamata olive, roasted garlic, without tahini and chipotle hummus, to name a few.
it's party time.
12. Speaking of hummus
sorcery I tell you!
13. They fully embrace pumpkin season
I want pumpkin bread topped with pumpkin butter and crumbled up pumpkin cereal bars, wrapped in pumpkin pancakes drizzled with pumpkin cream cheese.
14. Their products are ethnically diverse
a personal favorite
15. Samples you actually want to try
16. NO coupons (it's just that cheap)
and we love you for it.
Would we wait in line if we didn't?
line to get into NYC's Upper West Side location pre-Sandy
