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Quiz: Which Shadow President Are You?

Donald Trump may not great at leading, but he's incredible at being controlled like a puppet. Take this quiz to find out which shadow president you are!

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  1. What's Your Favorite Saturday Morning Activity?

    It's Saturday morning and you have the day off! Hey, Shadow Presidents get breaks too ya know! What's your favorite activity to unwind for a good weekend ahead?
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    It's Saturday morning and you have the day off! Hey, Shadow Presidents get breaks too ya know! What's your favorite activity to unwind for a good weekend ahead?

    Playing Chess Against Yourself
    Selling Recycled Merchandise on Your Etsy Page
    Taking a Long, Relaxing Shower
    Spitting up blood and screaming at the wall
  2. Who Are You Pulling For at This Year's Oscars?

    One thing every person secretly in power can agree on is that this will be a tight Oscar Race! What do you think should win best picture?
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    One thing every person secretly in power can agree on is that this will be a tight Oscar Race! What do you think should win best picture?

    La La Land
    Hidden Figures
    Arrival
    Alien Vs. Predator
  3. Parents Away For The Weekend

    Your parents are away for the weekend! What are your plans?
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    Your parents are away for the weekend! What are your plans?

    Throw a big party and charge five dollars for entry
    Turn on every sink in the house and leave it running
    Spend the entire weekend in full Joker Cosplay
    Invade Ukraine
  4. It's 9:30pm. You already ate dinner, but you're starving. What do you reach for?

    Yeah, we've all been there. You already ate but you're still starving. What do you do to satisfy that hunger?
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    Yeah, we've all been there. You already ate but you're still starving. What do you do to satisfy that hunger?

    A little bit of Whipped Cream sprayed directly into your mouth.
    Some Strawberries
    Raw Beef
    The rest of your elbow scab from earlier.
  5. What's your favorite era of SNL

    Sure, SNL hasn't been the most kind to you or your puppet, but you gotta give credit where credit's due and they've been home to some of the most influential comedians of all time! What's your favorite Era?
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    Sure, SNL hasn't been the most kind to you or your puppet, but you gotta give credit where credit's due and they've been home to some of the most influential comedians of all time! What's your favorite Era?

    Late 70s, Early 80s (Belushi, Radner, Murphy, Murray)
    90s (Farley, Sandler, Ferrell, Spade, Schneider)
    2000s (Sandberg, Forte, Wiig, Fey, Poehler)
    Chevy Chase's racist weekend update bits from the 70s

Quiz: Which Shadow President Are You?

You got: Vladmir Putin

You got Vladmir Putin! You're a master of propaganda and manipulation. You're very excited to be secretly leading the United States into collapse while returning glory to the homeland of Mother Russia. Even when someone like Bannon or Paul Ryan think they have everything they need to control Trump, you've got that one special video tape that will guarantee Russia remains on top for a long time to come.

Vladmir Putin
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You got: Steve Bannon

Agitated, heavily breathing white nationalist by day and a straight up Nazi by night, you are are Steve Bannon. You've mastered the art of controlling Trump: compliment President Small Hands on ideas that you implanted within him. You are the fucking devil and most people know it, but you're like into it? You're hoping to make America an autocracy before the liver spots on your head reach your brain.

Steve Bannon
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You got: Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump

You're Jared and Ivanka! You noticed a few years ago that maybe Donnie's mental health was showing some signs of decline. Not only that, but his assortment of debts was really going to affect you negatively when he dies in three years. So you decided it was only fair, upon his presidency, that you become key advisors and make some of your rightful inheritance back by turning the country into your own special kleptocracy. Classic!

Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump
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You got: Donald Trump's Toupee

You're not sure when you became conscious, maybe somewhere around 2011. Donnie's head had been glued to you for so long that your molecules began to fuse, and you became an organism hell bent on tyrannical control. At night Donnie begs for you to free him, asking that you return him to his life as a care free billionaire. You punish him by squeezing his skull until it almost pops. Your favorite movie is Hairspray.

Donald Trump's Toupee
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