Buzz·Posted on 22 Sept 201419 Unintentionally Disturbing Moments From Kids' Books"Touch the COW. Do it now."by Patrick SmithBuzzFeed News Reporter, UKFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. This touchy-feely book, which got a bit creepy. Twitter: @robbiereviews 2. This chilling instruction. Twitter: @asmitter (The Swedish for goat is get, and killing means kid.) 3. This word book, with this entirely accidental association. imgur.com 4. When George displayed some classic stalker-like behaviour. imgur.com 5. When Henry offered Thomas some "special coal". imgur.com / Via reddit.com imgur.com / Via reddit.com 6. This lion's instruction. imgur.com 7. This world-weary, pipe-smoking dog. imgur.com / Via reddit.com The rest of the book is bizarre and well worth a read. 8. This Dr. Seuss rhino's horn which in no way looks like a penis. imgur.com 9. This snow-based fun. imgur.com 10. These seamen doing their thing. imgur.com 11. As redditor philosofik puts it, they misspelled "demon". i.imgur.com / Via reddit.com 12. This badly positioned sticker. imgur.com 13. This party-game suggestion. imgur.com 14. This helpful diagram of a horse's anatomy in a French kids' book. imgur.com 15. This worrying romantic advice. imgur.com 16. You don't hear of many kids called Dick these days. imgur.com 17. Whatever is happening here. imgur.com 18. This scientific guide to elephants. imgur.com 19. And this delightful volume. Twitter: @Topkatmoon Want more LOL in your life? Sign up for the BuzzFeed Today newsletter and you'll get our hottest posts in your inbox every morning!