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This Parcel Company Has The Weirdest Corporate Mascot Imaginable

Parcel Pete is the stuff of nightmares.

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But unlike other businesses, ipostparcels.com offers us glimpses into his life through its Vine account. Here he exercises, alone, silently.

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Here we see him paraded around a deathly quiet office as part of some of sinister ritual.

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Here he dances silently, except for strange one-second bursts of sound, which remind him of happier times.

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Here he plays football. Alone.

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Here, he embarrasses himself in front of his only friend.

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Here, his masters make him dance to jolly Irish music while they mock him with images of his own face. His smiling features hide the terror in his heart.

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Finally, the tables turn and Pete is able to lock his tormentors in the back of his van – but they launch a surprise attack.

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Unable to take any more, Pete removes his head to end the pain.

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RIP, Pete.

Pete and iPostParcels have responded with this Vine.

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