This is the time of year when optimistic young people are applying for university. So it's worth knowing that at Brigham Young University-Idaho, they take masturbation very seriously.
BYU-Idaho President Kim B. Clark feels so strongly about male students making themselves impure that he's put together an inspirational video.
Continuing the military theme, we then see our poor wank addict as an actual fallen soldier. Do his comrades help him or not?
And of course, because this man's brave friend told someone in authority about his masturbation, all is well and they now share tender moments across pool tables.
Here's the video is all its stirring, non-sexy glory.
Update 4 Feb: We changed the headline to reflect the video is about pornography addiction.We note that the Church is not speaking our specifically about masturbation among students, but porn, which is a different thing.