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    Updated on Aug 22, 2020. Posted on Jun 3, 2014

    25 Things That Could Only Ever Happen In Manchester

    "Oh Manchester, so much to answer for," especially judging by the #onlyinmanchester hashtag.

    1. Only in Manchester can you get a pie butty.

    A pie butty from @leosfishbar WTF! #onlyinmanchester http://t.co/emUZBvsU

    Ian Forrester@cubicgarden

    A pie butty from @leosfishbar WTF! #onlyinmanchester http://t.co/emUZBvsU

    12:54 AM - 01 Sep 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

    (Just like this).

    2. Nowhere else are people not entirely sure if a feast of meat contains meat.

    At train station . Just overheard a woman asking whether the MEAT FEAST pizza was vegetarian . WTF #onlyinmanchester

    ANDREW NUTTER@nutsfood

    At train station . Just overheard a woman asking whether the MEAT FEAST pizza was vegetarian . WTF #onlyinmanchester

    3:55 PM - 26 Apr 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

    3. If you don't like the weather, wait a bit.

    From sun this morning to hailstones this aft, now it feels like home! #OnlyInManchester

    Katie@WildeJunkie

    From sun this morning to hailstones this aft, now it feels like home! #OnlyInManchester

    4:52 PM - 03 May 10ReplyRetweetFavorite

    4. People here come up with all kinds of solutions to life's problems.

    What is the world coming to#onlyinmanchester #mossside

    James Jackson@JimmyBoy86

    What is the world coming to#onlyinmanchester #mossside

    12:24 PM - 18 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    5. Whatever they might be.

    My colleague just told me about a 44 year old man he knows who lives in a tent in his mate's back garden. #lol #fact #onlyinmanchester

    Mucky Minds@muckyminds

    My colleague just told me about a 44 year old man he knows who lives in a tent in his mate's back garden. #lol #fact #onlyinmanchester

    3:21 PM - 31 May 11ReplyRetweetFavorite

    6. It's a city where shirtless men carry furry animals.

    Just saw a bloke with no shirt on walking through Piccadilly Gardens holding a bunny rabbit #onlyinmanchester

    Chris Farrell@ChrisJFarrell

    Just saw a bloke with no shirt on walking through Piccadilly Gardens holding a bunny rabbit #onlyinmanchester

    5:18 PM - 27 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    7. Where fitness AND hygiene matter.

    Just saw a guy riding a bike whilst brushing his teeth #Weird #OnlyInManchester

    Bethany Grace@BethGraceCallan

    Just saw a guy riding a bike whilst brushing his teeth #Weird #OnlyInManchester

    2:16 PM - 21 Jul 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

    8. It's a place where you can have a good time, no matter who you are.

    Incredible. RT @Matthew_Tweet: I am witnessing a drag queen havin sex with someone with no arms in a wheelchair. #NoJoke #OnlyInManchester

    Will@WillMcHoebag

    Incredible.

    RT @Matthew_Tweet: I am witnessing a drag queen havin sex with someone with no arms in a wheelchair. #NoJoke #OnlyInManchester

    3:16 AM - 04 Sep 11ReplyRetweetFavorite

    9. Only in Manchester would nobody mock you for eating a Pot Noodle on a bus.

    Oh dear god did a girl just seriously get on the bus eating a pot noodle #OnlyInManchester

    kyle cryne@KyleCryne

    Oh dear god did a girl just seriously get on the bus eating a pot noodle #OnlyInManchester

    7:43 PM - 18 Aug 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

    10. Only here do people share the things that matter.

    #OnlyInManchester Guy1: you have any gum? Guy2: no but I have a strawberry condom? Guy1: That'll do yeah thanks I want something to chew on

    Beki@smocktofrock

    #OnlyInManchester Guy1: you have any gum? Guy2: no but I have a strawberry condom? Guy1: That'll do yeah thanks I want something to chew on

    5:06 PM - 21 May 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

    11. And provide sage advice whenever it's needed.

    12. Mancunians are proud people. Some of them dress like chickens.

    a car just drove past me and the person in the front sear was wearing a full on chicken costume #onlyinmanchester

    sophie ✌ ϟ@xsophiebrown_

    a car just drove past me and the person in the front sear was wearing a full on chicken costume #onlyinmanchester

    12:03 PM - 08 Mar 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

    13. Everyone has their own favourite story about the "backwards-kneed skateboard whistle midget".

    I've missed the backwards-kneed skateboard whistle midget. #OnlyInManchester

    Kev Robinson@KevsXe

    I've missed the backwards-kneed skateboard whistle midget. #OnlyInManchester

    12:48 PM - 14 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    14. You can access a range of services.

    15. Only in Manchester do people create menus that have as much value but as little sense as this.

    16. Only here do the rats serenade you as you shop.

    17. Mancunians take sporting failure with such good humour.

    There is a game at old Trafford tomorrow night as the sign tells me.. #onlyinmanchester

    gazbo@gazzabwfc

    There is a game at old Trafford tomorrow night as the sign tells me..

    #onlyinmanchester

    7:19 PM - 18 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    18. Well, most of the time.

    19. But they take rivalries so very seriously.

    Rivalry at it's very best !! #onlyinmanchester

    ANDREW NUTTER@nutsfood

    Rivalry at it's very best !! #onlyinmanchester

    5:32 PM - 30 Apr 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

    20. And show real passion.

    Just seen a naked city fan with his bollocks on top of the sun roof and a city flag painted on his face #onlyinmanchester

    Jordan Clark@Clarksy16

    Just seen a naked city fan with his bollocks on top of the sun roof and a city flag painted on his face 😱 #onlyinmanchester

    6:40 PM - 11 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    21. Manchester is a place where bread is hung from a fence for no apparent reason.

    #OnlyInManchester do you come across this.

    22. Where vacuum cleaners are taken for walks.

    23. Mancs know how to get around.

    Grown size guy driving a child's electric car...looks like he is on his way to work! #onlyinmanchester

    Mackenzie@ubiqium

    Grown size guy driving a child's electric car...looks like he is on his way to work! #onlyinmanchester

    10:03 AM - 16 Oct 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    24. All facilities are used in the proper way.

    @emmamaxwellx @AbbieKathryn #onlyinmanchester

    25. Never change, Manchester.

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