25 Things That Could Only Ever Happen In Manchester

"Oh Manchester, so much to answer for," especially judging by the #onlyinmanchester hashtag.

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1. Only in Manchester can you get a pie butty.

A pie butty from @leosfishbar WTF! #onlyinmanchester http://t.co/emUZBvsU

Ian Forrester@cubicgarden

A pie butty from @leosfishbar WTF! #onlyinmanchester http://t.co/emUZBvsU

12:54 AM - 01 Sep 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

2. Nowhere else are people not entirely sure if a feast of meat contains meat.

At train station . Just overheard a woman asking whether the MEAT FEAST pizza was vegetarian . WTF #onlyinmanchester

ANDREW NUTTER@nutsfood

At train station . Just overheard a woman asking whether the MEAT FEAST pizza was vegetarian . WTF #onlyinmanchester

3:55 PM - 26 Apr 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

3. If you don't like the weather, wait a bit.

From sun this morning to hailstones this aft, now it feels like home! #OnlyInManchester

Katie@WildeJunkie

From sun this morning to hailstones this aft, now it feels like home! #OnlyInManchester

4:52 PM - 03 May 10ReplyRetweetFavorite

4. People here come up with all kinds of solutions to life's problems.

What is the world coming to#onlyinmanchester #mossside

James Jackson@JimmyBoy86

What is the world coming to#onlyinmanchester #mossside

12:24 PM - 18 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

5. Whatever they might be.

My colleague just told me about a 44 year old man he knows who lives in a tent in his mate's back garden. #lol #fact #onlyinmanchester

Mucky Minds@muckyminds

My colleague just told me about a 44 year old man he knows who lives in a tent in his mate's back garden. #lol #fact #onlyinmanchester

3:21 PM - 31 May 11ReplyRetweetFavorite

6. It's a city where shirtless men carry furry animals.

Just saw a bloke with no shirt on walking through Piccadilly Gardens holding a bunny rabbit #onlyinmanchester

Chris Farrell@ChrisJFarrell

Just saw a bloke with no shirt on walking through Piccadilly Gardens holding a bunny rabbit #onlyinmanchester

5:18 PM - 27 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

7. Where fitness AND hygiene matter.

Just saw a guy riding a bike whilst brushing his teeth #Weird #OnlyInManchester

Bethany Grace@BethGraceCallan

Just saw a guy riding a bike whilst brushing his teeth #Weird #OnlyInManchester

2:16 PM - 21 Jul 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

8. It's a place where you can have a good time, no matter who you are.

Incredible. RT @Matthew_Tweet: I am witnessing a drag queen havin sex with someone with no arms in a wheelchair. #NoJoke #OnlyInManchester

Will@WillMcHoebag

Incredible.

RT @Matthew_Tweet: I am witnessing a drag queen havin sex with someone with no arms in a wheelchair. #NoJoke #OnlyInManchester

3:16 AM - 04 Sep 11ReplyRetweetFavorite

9. Only in Manchester would nobody mock you for eating a Pot Noodle on a bus.

Oh dear god did a girl just seriously get on the bus eating a pot noodle #OnlyInManchester

kyle cryne@KyleCryne

Oh dear god did a girl just seriously get on the bus eating a pot noodle #OnlyInManchester

7:43 PM - 18 Aug 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

10. Only here do people share the things that matter.

#OnlyInManchester Guy1: you have any gum? Guy2: no but I have a strawberry condom? Guy1: That'll do yeah thanks I want something to chew on

Beki@smocktofrock

#OnlyInManchester Guy1: you have any gum? Guy2: no but I have a strawberry condom? Guy1: That'll do yeah thanks I want something to chew on

5:06 PM - 21 May 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

11. And provide sage advice whenever it's needed.

12. Mancunians are proud people. Some of them dress like chickens.

a car just drove past me and the person in the front sear was wearing a full on chicken costume #onlyinmanchester

sophie ✌ ϟ@xsophiebrown_

a car just drove past me and the person in the front sear was wearing a full on chicken costume #onlyinmanchester

12:03 PM - 08 Mar 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

13. Everyone has their own favourite story about the "backwards-kneed skateboard whistle midget".

I've missed the backwards-kneed skateboard whistle midget. #OnlyInManchester

Kev Robinson@KevsXe

I've missed the backwards-kneed skateboard whistle midget. #OnlyInManchester

12:48 PM - 14 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

15. Only in Manchester do people create menus that have as much value but as little sense as this.

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16. Only here do the rats serenade you as you shop.

17. Mancunians take sporting failure with such good humour.

There is a game at old Trafford tomorrow night as the sign tells me.. #onlyinmanchester

gazbo@gazzabwfc

There is a game at old Trafford tomorrow night as the sign tells me..
#onlyinmanchester

7:19 PM - 18 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

19. But they take rivalries so very seriously.

Rivalry at it's very best !! #onlyinmanchester

ANDREW NUTTER@nutsfood

Rivalry at it's very best !! #onlyinmanchester

5:32 PM - 30 Apr 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

20. And show real passion.

Just seen a naked city fan with his bollocks on top of the sun roof and a city flag painted on his face #onlyinmanchester

Jordan Clark@Clarksy16

Just seen a naked city fan with his bollocks on top of the sun roof and a city flag painted on his face 😱 #onlyinmanchester

6:40 PM - 11 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

21. Manchester is a place where bread is hung from a fence for no apparent reason.

#OnlyInManchester do you come across this.

22. Where vacuum cleaners are taken for walks.

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23. Mancs know how to get around.

Grown size guy driving a child's electric car...looks like he is on his way to work! #onlyinmanchester

Mackenzie@ubiqium

Grown size guy driving a child's electric car...looks like he is on his way to work! #onlyinmanchester

10:03 AM - 16 Oct 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

24. All facilities are used in the proper way.

@emmamaxwellx @AbbieKathryn #onlyinmanchester

25. Never change, Manchester.