25 Things That Could Only Ever Happen In Manchester
"Oh Manchester, so much to answer for," especially judging by the #onlyinmanchester hashtag.
1. Only in Manchester can you get a pie butty.
A pie butty from @leosfishbar WTF! #onlyinmanchester http://t.co/emUZBvsU
Ian Forrester@cubicgardenFollow
A pie butty from @leosfishbar WTF! #onlyinmanchester http://t.co/emUZBvsU
12:54 AM - 01 Sep 12ReplyRetweetFavorite
(Just like this).
2. Nowhere else are people not entirely sure if a feast of meat contains meat.
At train station . Just overheard a woman asking whether the MEAT FEAST pizza was vegetarian . WTF #onlyinmanchester
ANDREW NUTTER@nutsfoodFollow
At train station . Just overheard a woman asking whether the MEAT FEAST pizza was vegetarian . WTF #onlyinmanchester
3:55 PM - 26 Apr 12ReplyRetweetFavorite
3. If you don't like the weather, wait a bit.
From sun this morning to hailstones this aft, now it feels like home! #OnlyInManchester
Katie@WildeJunkieFollow
From sun this morning to hailstones this aft, now it feels like home! #OnlyInManchester
4:52 PM - 03 May 10ReplyRetweetFavorite
4. People here come up with all kinds of solutions to life's problems.
What is the world coming to#onlyinmanchester #mossside
James Jackson@JimmyBoy86Follow
What is the world coming to#onlyinmanchester #mossside
12:24 PM - 18 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
5. Whatever they might be.
My colleague just told me about a 44 year old man he knows who lives in a tent in his mate's back garden. #lol #fact #onlyinmanchester
Mucky Minds@muckymindsFollow
My colleague just told me about a 44 year old man he knows who lives in a tent in his mate's back garden. #lol #fact #onlyinmanchester
3:21 PM - 31 May 11ReplyRetweetFavorite
6. It's a city where shirtless men carry furry animals.
Just saw a bloke with no shirt on walking through Piccadilly Gardens holding a bunny rabbit #onlyinmanchester
Chris Farrell@ChrisJFarrellFollow
Just saw a bloke with no shirt on walking through Piccadilly Gardens holding a bunny rabbit #onlyinmanchester
5:18 PM - 27 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
7. Where fitness AND hygiene matter.
Just saw a guy riding a bike whilst brushing his teeth #Weird #OnlyInManchester
Bethany Grace@BethGraceCallanFollow
Just saw a guy riding a bike whilst brushing his teeth #Weird #OnlyInManchester
2:16 PM - 21 Jul 12ReplyRetweetFavorite
8. It's a place where you can have a good time, no matter who you are.
Incredible. RT @Matthew_Tweet: I am witnessing a drag queen havin sex with someone with no arms in a wheelchair. #NoJoke #OnlyInManchester
Will@WillMcHoebagFollow
Incredible.
RT @Matthew_Tweet: I am witnessing a drag queen havin sex with someone with no arms in a wheelchair. #NoJoke #OnlyInManchester
3:16 AM - 04 Sep 11ReplyRetweetFavorite
9. Only in Manchester would nobody mock you for eating a Pot Noodle on a bus.
Oh dear god did a girl just seriously get on the bus eating a pot noodle #OnlyInManchester
kyle cryne@KyleCryneFollow
Oh dear god did a girl just seriously get on the bus eating a pot noodle #OnlyInManchester
7:43 PM - 18 Aug 12ReplyRetweetFavorite
10. Only here do people share the things that matter.
#OnlyInManchester Guy1: you have any gum? Guy2: no but I have a strawberry condom? Guy1: That'll do yeah thanks I want something to chew on
Beki@smocktofrockFollow
#OnlyInManchester Guy1: you have any gum? Guy2: no but I have a strawberry condom? Guy1: That'll do yeah thanks I want something to chew on
5:06 PM - 21 May 12ReplyRetweetFavorite
11. And provide sage advice whenever it's needed.
Priceless... #OnlyInManchester
Toby Hinchcliffe@tobyhincFollow
Priceless... í ½í¸‚ #OnlyInManchester
4:05 PM - 16 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
12. Mancunians are proud people. Some of them dress like chickens.
a car just drove past me and the person in the front sear was wearing a full on chicken costume #onlyinmanchester
sophie ✌ ϟ@xsophiebrown_Follow
a car just drove past me and the person in the front sear was wearing a full on chicken costume #onlyinmanchester
12:03 PM - 08 Mar 12ReplyRetweetFavorite
13. Everyone has their own favourite story about the "backwards-kneed skateboard whistle midget".
I've missed the backwards-kneed skateboard whistle midget. #OnlyInManchester
Kev Robinson@KevsXeFollow
I've missed the backwards-kneed skateboard whistle midget. #OnlyInManchester
12:48 PM - 14 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
14. You can access a range of services.
15. Only in Manchester do people create menus that have as much value but as little sense as this.
16. Only here do the rats serenade you as you shop.
Dancing rats... #onlyinmanchester
Martin Pong@MartinPongFollow
Dancing rats... #onlyinmanchester
4:50 PM - 26 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
17. Mancunians take sporting failure with such good humour.
There is a game at old Trafford tomorrow night as the sign tells me.. #onlyinmanchester
gazbo@gazzabwfcFollow
There is a game at old Trafford tomorrow night as the sign tells me..
#onlyinmanchester
7:19 PM - 18 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
18. Well, most of the time.
19. But they take rivalries so very seriously.
Rivalry at it's very best !! #onlyinmanchester
Rivalry at it's very best !! #onlyinmanchester
5:32 PM - 30 Apr 12ReplyRetweetFavorite
20. And show real passion.
Just seen a naked city fan with his bollocks on top of the sun roof and a city flag painted on his face #onlyinmanchester
Jordan Clark@Clarksy16Follow
Just seen a naked city fan with his bollocks on top of the sun roof and a city flag painted on his face í ½í¸± #onlyinmanchester
6:40 PM - 11 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
21. Manchester is a place where bread is hung from a fence for no apparent reason.
#OnlyInManchester do you come across this.
Amanda Schott@mandayayaaFollow
#OnlyInManchester do you come across this.
7:53 AM - 19 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
22. Where vacuum cleaners are taken for walks.
23. Mancs know how to get around.
Grown size guy driving a child's electric car...looks like he is on his way to work! #onlyinmanchester
Mackenzie@ubiqiumFollow
Grown size guy driving a child's electric car...looks like he is on his way to work! #onlyinmanchester
10:03 AM - 16 Oct 13ReplyRetweetFavorite
24. All facilities are used in the proper way.
@emmamaxwellx @AbbieKathryn #onlyinmanchester
David maxwell@cosycafeboltonFollow
@emmamaxwellx @AbbieKathryn #onlyinmanchester
3:35 PM - 27 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
25. Never change, Manchester.
MancWalk2000.
Mark Holland@RiffRaff41
