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33 Things That Could Only Happen In Glasgow

"Nae eating, nae smoking, nae kidding." NSFW for various sweary reasons.

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1. Glaswegians have a great sense of humour.

one of the funniest things i have seen in the middle of town #OnlyInGlasgow :')

Sophie✨@dobbytheunicorn

one of the funniest things i have seen in the middle of town #OnlyInGlasgow :')

6:47 PM - 13 Oct 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

2. Everyone gets along here. As long as they don't piss outside each other's houses.

Haha still laughing at this #OnlyinGlasgow #class

Lynne@Lynneontheradio

Haha still laughing at this #OnlyinGlasgow #class

4:33 PM - 12 Sep 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

3. The public transport network is second to none.

Love this. Rail replacement bus service. #onlyinglasgow

Paula Louise Ramsay@plouise16

Love this. Rail replacement bus service. #onlyinglasgow

11:55 PM - 18 Oct 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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5. There are levels of kindness here that other parts of the UK might find baffling.

6. But Glaswegians aren't materialistic people.

7. It's an artistic city.

8. With creative shop displays like this.

9. The nightlife is great, though the pubs are quite discerning.

Straight to the point. A Glasgow pub sign, hilarious. #onlyinGlasgow

Claire McGroarty@TraumaAnnie

Straight to the point. A Glasgow pub sign, hilarious. #onlyinGlasgow

5:58 PM - 03 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

10. They offer a range of services.

11. And they enforce strict, sensible rules.

12. There is a 24-hour Greggs in Glasgow. It has a security guard. Just in case.

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13. You can occasionally spot owls in the back of Volkswagens.

Not pipe band related but a man with a pet owl? Surely that's worth a RT. #random #onlyinglasgow #harrypotter #wizard

Kilbarchan Pipe Band@KilbarchanPB

Not pipe band related but a man with a pet owl? Surely that's worth a RT. #random #onlyinglasgow #harrypotter #wizard

3:08 PM - 30 Aug 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

14. You can eat like a king.

Mulled Buckfast + Mince Pie ਴.50: only at the Arches Cafe Bar this December. #buckfast #mincepie #onlyinglasgow

The Arches Cafe Bar@ArchesKitchen

Mulled Buckfast + Mince Pie ਴.50: only at the Arches Cafe Bar this December. #buckfast #mincepie #onlyinglasgow

6:00 PM - 05 Dec 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

15. There was that one time someone tried to hoover up puddles.

Get on this crank hoovering up puddles in glasgow city centre #onlyinglasgow #looney

Marc O'Hara@marc_ohara

Get on this crank hoovering up puddles in glasgow city centre #onlyinglasgow #looney

2:35 PM - 13 May 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

16. Or when someone had a wee lock-in in a phone box.

Ha! Here's a wee 'lock in' ah bet ye wish ye were invited to! #onlyinglasgow

Iain Robertson@Robbo_Iain

Ha! Here's a wee 'lock in' ah bet ye wish ye were invited to! #onlyinglasgow

12:28 PM - 09 Feb 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

17. And this one.

That must have been some squash buckie party #onlyinglasgow

Sharon Montgomery@montygirl76

That must have been some squash buckie party #onlyinglasgow

12:17 PM - 05 Jul 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

18. There was this barbecue method.

19. This shop's problem.

20. This map.

"@IBLOG2GLASGOW: How Glaswegians view Scotland... " I'm from t in the park #Result Mon the Weegies

William Wallace @Freedom1872

"@IBLOG2GLASGOW: How Glaswegians view Scotland... "

I'm from t in the park

#Result

Mon the Weegies

1:54 PM - 04 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

21. When a chippy did £1 suppers.

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22. Any night out that involves chips with cheese. A LOT of cheese.

23. This guy.

24. This oujia board.

Behold! The Weegie Board! For making contact with dead weegies.

George Anderson@doublegonedod

Behold! The Weegie Board! For making contact with dead weegies.

4:15 PM - 15 Dec 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

28. This campaign to keep a traffic cone on a statue of Wellington.

Which was successful.
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Which was successful.

29. This guy sparking up as he takes his lizard for a walk.

30. Fifty Shades of Glasgow. (Be warned, this is graphic Glaswegian sexy talk).

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If that floats your boat, this is a real book.

31. This wine.

32. This horsemeat offer from Mongolian restaurant Khublai Khans.

33. This national treasure.

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