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33 Things That Could Only Happen In Glasgow

"Nae eating, nae smoking, nae kidding." NSFW for various sweary reasons.

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1. Glaswegians have a great sense of humour.

one of the funniest things i have seen in the middle of town #OnlyInGlasgow :')

Sophie✨@dobbytheunicorn

one of the funniest things i have seen in the middle of town #OnlyInGlasgow :')

6:47 PM - 13 Oct 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

2. Everyone gets along here. As long as they don't piss outside each other's houses.

Haha still laughing at this #OnlyinGlasgow #class

Lynne@Lynneontheradio

Haha still laughing at this #OnlyinGlasgow #class

4:33 PM - 12 Sep 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

3. The public transport network is second to none.

Love this. Rail replacement bus service. #onlyinglasgow

Paula Louise Ramsay@plouise16

Love this. Rail replacement bus service. #onlyinglasgow

11:55 PM - 18 Oct 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

9. The nightlife is great, though the pubs are quite discerning.

Straight to the point. A Glasgow pub sign, hilarious. #onlyinGlasgow

Claire McGroarty@TraumaAnnie

Straight to the point. A Glasgow pub sign, hilarious. #onlyinGlasgow

5:58 PM - 03 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

10. They offer a range of services.

12. There is a 24-hour Greggs in Glasgow. It has a security guard. Just in case.

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13. You can occasionally spot owls in the back of Volkswagens.

Not pipe band related but a man with a pet owl? Surely that's worth a RT. #random #onlyinglasgow #harrypotter #wizard

Kilbarchan Pipe Band@KilbarchanPB

Not pipe band related but a man with a pet owl? Surely that's worth a RT. #random #onlyinglasgow #harrypotter #wizard

3:08 PM - 30 Aug 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

14. You can eat like a king.

Mulled Buckfast + Mince Pie ਴.50: only at the Arches Cafe Bar this December. #buckfast #mincepie #onlyinglasgow

The Arches Cafe Bar@ArchesKitchen

Mulled Buckfast + Mince Pie ਴.50: only at the Arches Cafe Bar this December. #buckfast #mincepie #onlyinglasgow

6:00 PM - 05 Dec 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

15. There was that one time someone tried to hoover up puddles.

Get on this crank hoovering up puddles in glasgow city centre #onlyinglasgow #looney

Marc O'Hara@marc_ohara

Get on this crank hoovering up puddles in glasgow city centre #onlyinglasgow #looney

2:35 PM - 13 May 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

16. Or when someone had a wee lock-in in a phone box.

Ha! Here's a wee 'lock in' ah bet ye wish ye were invited to! #onlyinglasgow

Iain Robertson@Robbo_Iain

Ha! Here's a wee 'lock in' ah bet ye wish ye were invited to! #onlyinglasgow

12:28 PM - 09 Feb 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

17. And this one.

That must have been some squash buckie party #onlyinglasgow

Sharon Montgomery@montygirl76

That must have been some squash buckie party #onlyinglasgow

12:17 PM - 05 Jul 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

19. This shop's problem.

20. This map.

"@IBLOG2GLASGOW: How Glaswegians view Scotland... " I'm from t in the park #Result Mon the Weegies

William Wallace @Freedom1872

"@IBLOG2GLASGOW: How Glaswegians view Scotland... "

I'm from t in the park

#Result

Mon the Weegies

1:54 PM - 04 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

21. When a chippy did £1 suppers.

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22. Any night out that involves chips with cheese. A LOT of cheese.

23. This guy.

24. This oujia board.

Behold! The Weegie Board! For making contact with dead weegies.

George Anderson@doublegonedod

Behold! The Weegie Board! For making contact with dead weegies.

4:15 PM - 15 Dec 13ReplyRetweetFavorite