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33 Things That Could Only Happen In Glasgow

"Nae eating, nae smoking, nae kidding." NSFW for various sweary reasons.

1. Glaswegians have a great sense of humour.

one of the funniest things i have seen in the middle of town #OnlyInGlasgow :')

2. Everyone gets along here. As long as they don't piss outside each other's houses.

Haha still laughing at this #OnlyinGlasgow #class

3. The public transport network is second to none.

Love this. Rail replacement bus service. #onlyinglasgow

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5. There are levels of kindness here that other parts of the UK might find baffling.

6. But Glaswegians aren't materialistic people.

7. It's an artistic city.

8. With creative shop displays like this.

9. The nightlife is great, though the pubs are quite discerning.

Straight to the point. A Glasgow pub sign, hilarious. #onlyinGlasgow

10. They offer a range of services.

11. And they enforce strict, sensible rules.

12. There is a 24-hour Greggs in Glasgow. It has a security guard. Just in case.

13. You can occasionally spot owls in the back of Volkswagens.

Not pipe band related but a man with a pet owl? Surely that's worth a RT. #random #onlyinglasgow #harrypotter #wizard

14. You can eat like a king.

Mulled Buckfast + Mince Pie ਴.50: only at the Arches Cafe Bar this December. #buckfast #mincepie #onlyinglasgow

15. There was that one time someone tried to hoover up puddles.

Get on this crank hoovering up puddles in glasgow city centre #onlyinglasgow #looney

16. Or when someone had a wee lock-in in a phone box.

Ha! Here's a wee 'lock in' ah bet ye wish ye were invited to! #onlyinglasgow

17. And this one.

That must have been some squash buckie party #onlyinglasgow

18. There was this barbecue method.

19. This shop's problem.

20. This map.

"@IBLOG2GLASGOW: How Glaswegians view Scotland... " I'm from t in the park #Result Mon the Weegies

21. When a chippy did £1 suppers.

22. Any night out that involves chips with cheese. A LOT of cheese.

23. This guy.

24. This oujia board.

Behold! The Weegie Board! For making contact with dead weegies.

25. This taxi.

26. This cake.

27. This sign.

28. This campaign to keep a traffic cone on a statue of Wellington.

29. This guy sparking up as he takes his lizard for a walk.

30. Fifty Shades of Glasgow. (Be warned, this is graphic Glaswegian sexy talk).

31. This wine.

32. This horsemeat offer from Mongolian restaurant Khublai Khans.

33. This national treasure.