The Ocean Fort You've Always Wanted Has Just Gone On The Market For £500,000
It has the address No. 1, The Thames, and you can reach London in 45 minutes in your speedboat.
This is No. 1, The Thames. It's the bomb-proof 19th-century sea palace of your dreams, and can be yours for half a million quid.
There's a muddy, half-mile-long causeway from the mainland that you can only use at low tide. Either that, or you'll need a helicopter or boat.
Also known as Grain Tower Battery, it was used to defend the Kent coast during wartime.
It's safe to say that it's in need of a bit of work.
The estate agent reckons that with a speedboat, you could commute to London in about 45 minutes.
Beware the various unexplained trapdoors. And don't worry about ventilation.
The spot where the anti-aircraft gun used to go is an ideal place for a swimming pool.
But don't get too used to the unspoiled views: This is where Boris Johnson would like to build an estuary airport.
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