1. Radio 1's Greg James.
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2. This sun cream.
3. This falconry display.
4. MIchael Fabricant MP
5. Footballer Joey Barton.
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6. TalkSport's Mike Parry.
7. Chris Evans.
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8. This bottle of Merlot.
9. This fishing pond.
10. Lord Ashcroft.
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11. Whoever commissioned this TV show.
12. And this one.
13. Bill Oddie.
14. Eamonn Holmes AND Jeremy Kyle.
15. Paul Daniels
16. Derren Brown.
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17. ITV Sport's Ned Boulting
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18. Will Young's book cover.
May their unintentionally Alan-like behaviour continue for ever more.
