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    The 21 Worst Police Sketches Of All Time

    The police have enough to deal with without sketches and digital images of suspects that don't even look human.

    21. That time someone drew a picture of Mario and Luigi's other brother.

    20. Police were seeking this man in connection with "lewd comments and gestures to a woman jogger."

    19. This detailed image of a suspect in Delaware.

    18. Any suspect featured on early 90s editions of the BBC's Crimewatch programme.

    17. Police somehow used this image to find Joseph Weir, who was convicted of bank robbery and sentenced to 32 years inside.

    16. This surprisingly relaxed suspect.

    15. This floppy-haired suspected car thief.

    14. This suspect wanted by police in Gloucestershire, who may have been wearing a wig.

    13. This murder suspect.

    12. That time Japanese police used a Wii avatar to find a hit and run suspect.

    11. Police in Missouri released this frightening mugshot, based on a robbery victim's description.

    10. This wolf / man, wanted by police in Woodbridge, Virginia.

    9. This mysterious eyeless man wanted by Strathclyde Police.

    8. This distinctive hat wearer wanted by South Wales Police.

    7. Glenn Rundles, who was arrested in Texas on charges of aggravated robbery in January.

    6. Whatever, er, this is.

    5. This detailed sketch of a murder suspect in Bolivia, which did actually help arrest someone.

    4. This ninja.

    3. This memorable image of a bank robber sought by police in Thailand.

    2. This lettuce-headed suspect.

    1. An e-fit of the suspect in the Madeleine McCann case, which was drawn by a DVD shop owner and has been described as an "egg with a side-parting."