17 Charming But Disturbing Children's Christmas Lists

    "Santa Claus may struggle to find a real giant robotic dinosaur, darling." BUT YOU SAID HE WAS MAGIC.

    Patrick Smith
    by Patrick Smith

    BuzzFeed News Reporter, UK

    1. "Well, enough chit-chat. I want an AK-47."

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    Dear Santa,

    How are you? Well, enough chit-chat. Let's get down to buisness.

    This year I want......

    1. a big Space Lego set

    2. Some jelly beans

    3. a sharks jaket & hat

    4. an AK-47 assult rifle

    5. Any Nintedo game

    2. "Don't let me down."

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    Laptop

    Dinosaur fossil (real)

    Dinosaur DNA (real)

    Plasma TV

    Dinosaur (real)

    Giant robotic dinosaur (real) (Like at the dinosaur place at the zoo)

    Bike

    Cash ($200)

    Dinosaur bone (real)

    Air hogs [remote control] battle tracker

    Dinosaur claw bone (real)

    Dog (Lab)

    Second Hamster (Boy)

    Snake cannon (shoots real snakes)

    Free day off school (call me in sick)

    New green pen to write the rest of my list

    Rocket boots

    Jetpack

    Nathan's list part 1

    Don't let me down

    3. "A picture of a girl".

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    1. My two front teeth

    2. The tape of this song --> Sega

    3. A little "money" like 75¢ in Quarters

    4. Nintendo tape's

    5. Some roller skates

    6. a picher of a girl!!

    4. "A book about potatos."

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    1. a red bouncy ball.

    2. a Toy Mario

    3. a Toy worm

    4. a Toy dinosaur

    5. a Toy slug

    6. a pop-up Animal Book

    7. a lot of calvin and hobbes Books

    8. clam pants

    9. An [remote control] dinosaur

    10. a Big [remote control] worm and monkey

    11. a Dinosaur Flashlight

    12. a Book about Potatos.

    5. "Sniper rifle."

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    6. "Hotest girlfriend ... go to heaven ... mustash."

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    7. "Raping paper."

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    8. "Bacon."

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    9. "Bow and arrows."

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    10. "100 of yak food."

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    11. "I want a real fairy ... and a clone of Natalie."

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    Dear Santa, I want a real fairy and a real goldfish. and a real puppy that is mine. and a turtle. and a clone of Natalie. and a TV. and a zipline.

    12. "Husband for mom."

    13. "1,000,000 pieces of shrimp".

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    Dear Santa

    I want a iPhone and

    ! want a flat screen HD TV and

    1,000,000 pieces of shrimp and

    I want a I pad and

    I want a computer

    a sister ... I wat a limo and a

    limo driver

    14. "Gun".

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    - train to go around the christmas tree.

    - gun.

    - trampoline to get to the moon.

    - games.

    - Beach (the actual beach).

    15. An unspecified "pink, white, red and blue thing".

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    16. The kid wrote out an entire Amazon product page URL.

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    17. "Thank you for your cooperation."