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    Updated on Aug 17, 2020. Posted on Jul 14, 2014

    17 Splendidly Funny Misheard Lyrics, According To Vine

    "Let's hear it for New Yoooooork – concrete jungle, wet dream tomato." You'll need to turn the sound up for this, but it's worth it.

    1. Jay Z and Alicia Keys – "Empire State of Mind"

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    What it sounds like: "In New York, concrete jungle, wet dream, tomato..."

    What it actually is: "In New York, concrete jungle where dreams are made, oh... "

    2. Leona Lewis – "Bleeding Love"

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    What it sounds like: "You call me your banana..."

    What it actually is: "You cut me open and I..."

    3. Beyoncé – "Drunk in Love"

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    What it sounds like: "I'm a dragon, I'm a dragon..."

    What it actually is: "I've been drinking, I've been drinking..."

    4. Iggy Azalea – "Fancy"

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    What it sounds like: "I'm so fancy, can't you taste this goat..."

    What it actually is: "I'm so fancy, can't you taste this gold..."

    5. Sleeping With Sirens – "Alone"

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    What it sounds like: ”Could you check my balls for me, to see if I'm alive..."

    What it actually is: “Could you check my pulse for me, to see if I'm alive..."

    6. Rihanna – "Stay"

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    What it sounds like: ”I won't chew the steak..."

    What it actually is: “I want you to stay..."

    7. DJ Khaled – "All I Do Is Win"

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    What it sounds like: "I can never get it up..."

    What it actually is: "I can never get enough..."

    8. Shakira – "Whenever, Wherever"

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    What it sounds like: ”Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with my knees..."

    What it actually is: "Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains..."

    9. Frank Ocean – "Super Rich Kids"

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    What it sounds like: ”Slap my dick upon the roof..."

    What it actually is: “Start my day up on the roof..."

    10. Duffy – "Mercy"

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    What it sounds like: ”I'm begging you for birdseed..."

    What it actually is: “I'm begging you for mercy..."

    11. Kelly Clarkson – "Because of You"

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    What it sounds like: ”Because of you I never stray too far from the salad bowl..."

    What it actually is: “Because of you I never stray too far from the sidewalk..."

    12. Robin Thicke – "Blurred Lines"

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    What it sounds like: “Baby can you breed a cactus from Jamaica?"

    What it actually is: "Baby can you breathe, I got this from Jamaica..."

    13. Ray Parker Jr – "Ghostbusters"

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    What it sounds like: ”Those bastards!"

    What it actually is: “Ghostbusters!"

    14. Daft Punk – "Get Lucky"

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    What it sounds like: ”Throw up on Mexicans..."

    What it actually is: “We're up all night to get..."

    15. Eric Carmen – "All By Myself"

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    What it sounds like: "Obama's elf..."

    What it actually is: "All by myself..."

    16. R Kelly – "Ignition"

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    What it sounds like: "Trying to get you to hump a potato..."

    What it actually is: "Trying to get you to a hotel..."

    17. Avril Lavigne – "Complicated"

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    What it sounds like: "Honestly you promised me I'm never gonna find your bacon..."

    What it actually is: "Honestly you promised me I'm never gonna find you fake it..."

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