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17 Splendidly Funny Misheard Lyrics, According To Vine

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1. Jay Z and Alicia Keys – "Empire State of Mind"

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What it sounds like: "In New York, concrete jungle, wet dream, tomato..."

What it actually is: "In New York, concrete jungle where dreams are made, oh... "

2. Leona Lewis – "Bleeding Love"

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What it sounds like: "You call me your banana..."

What it actually is: "You cut me open and I..."

3. Beyoncé – "Drunk in Love"

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What it sounds like: "I'm a dragon, I'm a dragon..."

What it actually is: "I've been drinking, I've been drinking..."

4. Iggy Azalea – "Fancy"

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What it sounds like: "I'm so fancy, can't you taste this goat..."

What it actually is: "I'm so fancy, can't you taste this gold..."

5. Sleeping With Sirens – "Alone"

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What it sounds like: ”Could you check my balls for me, to see if I'm alive..."

What it actually is: “Could you check my pulse for me, to see if I'm alive..."

6. Rihanna – "Stay"

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What it sounds like: ”I won't chew the steak..."

What it actually is: “I want you to stay..."

7. DJ Khaled – "All I Do Is Win"

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What it sounds like: "I can never get it up..."

What it actually is: "I can never get enough..."

8. Shakira – "Whenever, Wherever"

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What it sounds like: ”Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with my knees..."

What it actually is: "Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains..."

9. Frank Ocean – "Super Rich Kids"

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What it sounds like: ”Slap my dick upon the roof..."

What it actually is: “Start my day up on the roof..."

10. Duffy – "Mercy"

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What it sounds like: ”I'm begging you for birdseed..."

What it actually is: “I'm begging you for mercy..."

11. Kelly Clarkson – "Because of You"

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What it sounds like: ”Because of you I never stray too far from the salad bowl..."

What it actually is: “Because of you I never stray too far from the sidewalk..."

12. Robin Thicke – "Blurred Lines"

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What it sounds like: “Baby can you breed a cactus from Jamaica?"

What it actually is: "Baby can you breathe, I got this from Jamaica..."

13. Ray Parker Jr – "Ghostbusters"

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What it sounds like: ”Those bastards!"

What it actually is: “Ghostbusters!"

14. Daft Punk – "Get Lucky"

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What it sounds like: ”Throw up on Mexicans..."

What it actually is: “We're up all night to get..."

15. Eric Carmen – "All By Myself"

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What it sounds like: "Obama's elf..."

What it actually is: "All by myself..."

16. R Kelly – "Ignition"

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What it sounds like: "Trying to get you to hump a potato..."

What it actually is: "Trying to get you to a hotel..."

17. Avril Lavigne – "Complicated"

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What it sounds like: "Honestly you promised me I'm never gonna find your bacon..."

What it actually is: "Honestly you promised me I'm never gonna find you fake it..."

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