17 Splendidly Funny Misheard Lyrics, According To Vine
"Let's hear it for New Yoooooork – concrete jungle, wet dream tomato." You'll need to turn the sound up for this, but it's worth it.
1. Jay Z and Alicia Keys – "Empire State of Mind"
What it sounds like: "In New York, concrete jungle, wet dream, tomato..."
What it actually is: "In New York, concrete jungle where dreams are made, oh... "
2. Leona Lewis – "Bleeding Love"
What it sounds like: "You call me your banana..."
What it actually is: "You cut me open and I..."
3. Beyoncé – "Drunk in Love"
What it sounds like: "I'm a dragon, I'm a dragon..."
What it actually is: "I've been drinking, I've been drinking..."
4. Iggy Azalea – "Fancy"
What it sounds like: "I'm so fancy, can't you taste this goat..."
What it actually is: "I'm so fancy, can't you taste this gold..."
5. Sleeping With Sirens – "Alone"
What it sounds like: ”Could you check my balls for me, to see if I'm alive..."
What it actually is: “Could you check my pulse for me, to see if I'm alive..."
6. Rihanna – "Stay"
What it sounds like: ”I won't chew the steak..."
What it actually is: “I want you to stay..."
8. Shakira – "Whenever, Wherever"
What it sounds like: ”Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with my knees..."
What it actually is: "Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains..."
9. Frank Ocean – "Super Rich Kids"
What it sounds like: ”Slap my dick upon the roof..."
What it actually is: “Start my day up on the roof..."
10. Duffy – "Mercy"
What it sounds like: ”I'm begging you for birdseed..."
What it actually is: “I'm begging you for mercy..."
11. Kelly Clarkson – "Because of You"
What it sounds like: ”Because of you I never stray too far from the salad bowl..."
What it actually is: “Because of you I never stray too far from the sidewalk..."
12. Robin Thicke – "Blurred Lines"
What it sounds like: “Baby can you breed a cactus from Jamaica?"
What it actually is: "Baby can you breathe, I got this from Jamaica..."
13. Ray Parker Jr – "Ghostbusters"
What it sounds like: ”Those bastards!"
What it actually is: “Ghostbusters!"
14. Daft Punk – "Get Lucky"
What it sounds like: ”Throw up on Mexicans..."
What it actually is: “We're up all night to get..."
15. Eric Carmen – "All By Myself"
What it sounds like: "Obama's elf..."
What it actually is: "All by myself..."
16. R Kelly – "Ignition"
What it sounds like: "Trying to get you to hump a potato..."
What it actually is: "Trying to get you to a hotel..."
17. Avril Lavigne – "Complicated"
What it sounds like: "Honestly you promised me I'm never gonna find your bacon..."
What it actually is: "Honestly you promised me I'm never gonna find you fake it..."
