1. "Mastermind" – The Two Ronnies
BARKER: "And so to our first contender. Your name please?"
CORBETT: "Good evening."
BARKER: "Your chosen subject last time was answering questions before they were asked, this time you have chosen to answer the question before last each time, is that correct?"
CORBETT: "Charlie Smithers."
4. "My Blackberry isn't working" – featuring Harry Enfield.
CORBETT: "I bought something from you last week and I'm very disappointed."
ENFIELD: "Oh yeah, what's the problem?"
CORBETT: "My blackberry is not working." [he puts blackberry on the counter]
ENFIELD: "What's the matter, run out of juice?"
CORBETT: "No no it's completely frozen."
7. The parrot joke.
10. And the classic, "Fork Handles" – The Two Ronnies.
CORBETT: Four Candles?
BARKER: Four Candles.
(Ronnie Corbett makes for a box, and gets out four candles. He places them on the counter)
BARKER: No, four candles!
CORBETT (confused): Well there you are, four candles!
BARKER: No, fork 'andles! 'Andles for forks!
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