Buzz·Posted on 29 Oct 201422 Things That Could Only Happen In NewcastleAlright pet?by Patrick SmithBuzzFeed News Reporter, UKLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. This police warning. 2. These toilet rules. 3. This naked man just strolling around. 4. This variation on a well-worn poster theme. 5. This stern warning to not eat pies outside a shop. 6. This Brown Ale advert, in response to Stella Artois. 7. The restaurant that does a wrap called "veggie shite". 8. These two branches of Greggs, 10 feet away from other. 9. This wedding breakfast. 10. This beer. View this photo on Instagram 11. This mystery. 12. This artwork. 13. This DJ shout-out. 14. This burger, titled The Dirty Thoughts of Cheryl Cole. View this photo on Instagram 15. This guy's morning bender. 16. When Jasmine forgot to log out of Facebook at the airport. 17. When this cocky kid lurked in the shot during Transfer Deadline Day. View this vine on Vine vine.co 18. This unfortunate logo. 19. This banner, made by Newcastle United fans. 20. This artwork, featuring Geoff from the immortal Byker Grove. 21. When someone opened a combined amusement arcade and tanning salon in Byker. View this photo on Instagram 22. And, of course, when this guy started a fistfight with a police horse.