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There was crumpet panic on the streets of Staines.
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When Sevenoaks wasn't ready for sushi.
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When someone had a standard night out in Stoke-on-Trent.
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When some swans were racist.
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"Angry Ian" sounds delightful.
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When a budgie died in Cumbria and the police got their top people on it.
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When someone in Portsmouth was fined for pretending to be a ghost in a graveyard.
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When Exeter seagulls stole someone's sandwich AND their pasty.
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When Steve came up with this inventive name for a leisure centre in Selby, North Yorkshire.
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When someone sat on a cash machine in Bolton for some reason.
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When this dog ate some giant knickers.
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When someone did a protest poo in a Hull council office.
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When someone ended up in hospital after giving their cat a bath.
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When the Halesowen News used a very strange image to illustrate a story about "cockneys swamping the borough".
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It wasn't so much "dog bites man" in Brighton, as...
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People in Bridgwater were happy about a roundabout.
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People were LAUGHING in the face of paddling pool rules in Morpeth.
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And this heart-warming end to a possible coat tragedy.
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When this crimelord was brought to justice in Scarborough.
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This is like Day of the Triffids but worse.
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It turned out North Devon had a serious goat problem.
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Whitby has had enough of violent seagulls.
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This story from the 15th century that accidentally got printed in 2014.
