While looking for a house in 2013, Andy Donaldson noticed that there were some really awful property pictures out there.
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Nice touch by the organisers of the firing squad to give everyone a seat.
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"Bless this house" is more traditional.
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Tragically, this is what happens when a Smurf bursts.
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If you don't mind doing a poo in a kitchen, you probably won't mind doing it next to a window either.
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Something awful must have happened on this toilet for the owners to have erected tidal defences.
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This is called this the "blue room".
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The man-sized stuffed fox from your nightmares is a unique feature.
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Potential buyers are advised not to think about what happens in this room when your back is turned and the light begins to fade.
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If you for some reason have to feature the tenants in your property's picture, you could at least let them get dressed first.
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Top tip: Save on expensive photography by using images provided by paranormal investigators.
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The owners say the pool will be dredged before anyone moves in.
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This photo makes it completely clear which house is for sale.
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"Close to local transport links."
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Never stand in line waiting for the toilet ever again.
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If you ever hide a body in your attic, maybe leave the country before the estate agent comes 'round to take some photos.
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A rare example of what architectural historians refer to as a “fertility window”.
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"Early viewing is recommended as there has already been considerable interest. Mostly from horses."
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After weeks of waiting, the estate agent finally captures a pair of wild mattresses at a watering hole.
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Something doesn't look quite right about this one.
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This house comes with a WHAT IS GOING ON discount.
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"If he still hasn't finished his crossword, he comes with the house."
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Attention to detail is very important. For example, here the agent has dragged the body outside before taking the photograph.
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"Don't mind the horse — after a few days you hardly notice him."
