12 Horses Who Are Definitely Not On Drugs

So the Queen’s horse has tested positive for drugs. Turns out it might not be the only one.

1. “I’m not gonna lie to you, I’m off my tits right now.”

2. “This ketamine is well tingly. Know what I mean? Tingly.”

3. “Whoa, shit, shit, shit… Oh shit.”

4. “YAAAAAAAAAS.”

5. “Hey, can you taste colours? Think about it.”

6. “I wish had a bigger mouth so I could smile more. I love you.”

7. “Oh man, I just feel like the world’s really big and I’m really small.”

8. “Hey dude, touch my head, just touch it. It feels weird. Honestly.”

9. “This is SUCH a tune. Come on!”

10. *Old-school 90s rave faces*

11. “I know I’m hallucinating, but I’ve got the munchies so bad.”

12. “I’m a horse.”

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Patrick Smith is a senior reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in London.
 
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