The 16 Most Annoying People You Meet In Every British Park
Just put the bongos down.
It's summer. It's time for wankers to descend on parks everywhere. These include:
The dog people.
Anyone who does business meetings or networking in the park.
People with unruly children who won't stop screaming or hurting each other somehow.
Trendy young people drinking Red Stripe and talking about how they love 90s things.
People who are in FAR too good physical condition to be showing off their bodies in public.
Masochists who do military fitness classes led by a shouty instructor.
The "hey let's put a tightrope between these trees for some reason" people.
The overly amorous couple who are stretching public decency laws to their most extreme limits.
A couple having a passionate argument, containing phrases like "I just don't know where we're at anymore."
People who play frisbee in an ever-increasing circle around you so it always flies JUST ABOVE your head.
People who do a wee anywhere they want.
People who do poi (those things on the end of strings that swing around your head).
Guitar people, with their meandering plonky noise.
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