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The 16 Most Annoying People You Meet In Every British Park

Just put the bongos down.

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It's summer. It's time for wankers to descend on parks everywhere. These include:

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People sitting down near you in the park and talking on their cell phones is one of the most annoying things ever in world history.

Peter McLaughlin@pjmclaugh

People sitting down near you in the park and talking on their cell phones is one of the most annoying things ever in world history.

10:10 PM - 14 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

12. Trendy young people drinking Red Stripe and talking about how they love 90s things.

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London Fields in Hackney is the national centre for this kind of activity.

9. The "hey let's put a tightrope between these trees for some reason" people.

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Just, why?

6. People who play frisbee in an ever-increasing circle around you so it always flies JUST ABOVE your head.

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4. Jugglers.

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"Hey it's like being at a circus" - no one, ever.

3. People who do poi (those things on the end of strings that swing around your head).

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If you're on drugs on a Thai island, this can be quite cool. In a park in Leicester, not so much.

2. Guitar people, with their meandering plonky noise.

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Just the musical accompaniment that no one was looking for. Extra spotter points given if any Bob Marley song is played.

I wonder if the dickhead who brings bongos to the park thinks to himself: "Everyone's gonna love this!"

Ben Judge@benjudge23

I wonder if the dickhead who brings bongos to the park thinks to himself: "Everyone's gonna love this!"

3:55 PM - 01 Apr 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

So these hippies have plotted up in the park behind my house and are now hitting bongos badly... If this is what summer does you can keep it

angry artwork@artworkmagnetic

So these hippies have plotted up in the park behind my house and are now hitting bongos badly... If this is what summer does you can keep it

2:55 PM - 23 Jul 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

"I really like the sound of that guy playing his bongos in the park." – No one ever

Andy Kelly@ultrabrilliant

"I really like the sound of that guy playing his bongos in the park." – No one ever

9:17 PM - 20 Jun 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

Bongos in the park. Reminds me of all those parties I used to go to when we'd say "I hope those pricks with Bongos don't turn up."

Mark Gristock@Mark_Gristock

Bongos in the park. Reminds me of all those parties I used to go to when we'd say "I hope those pricks with Bongos don't turn up."

3:21 PM - 30 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

I feel like relentlessly playing bongos in the park all day non-stop isn't getting me any closer to a music career.

Jared Logan@JaredLogan

I feel like relentlessly playing bongos in the park all day non-stop isn't getting me any closer to a music career.

7:47 PM - 14 Jul 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

Somebody just showed up to the park with bongos. Time to get out of here.

Rad@spaceruben

Somebody just showed up to the park with bongos. Time to get out of here.

1:14 AM - 05 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Wishing a slow painful death to the bongo players in the park. fucking bongos #hatelivingoffbricklane

spencer hickman@spencerhickman

Wishing a slow painful death to the bongo players in the park. fucking bongos #hatelivingoffbricklane

10:30 PM - 10 Jul 11ReplyRetweetFavorite

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