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22 Brits Who Shouldn't Be Allowed To Leave The Country

"We're all going on a summer holiday." And we're going to get completely wankered. Slightly NSFW.

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1. Anyone wearing this badge in Magaluf, or anywhere else.

Magaluf in a nutshell #ClassyGirls

Tom White@TomWhite100

Magaluf in a nutshell #ClassyGirls 😆

12:29 PM - 09 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

3. Or this t-shirt.

La camiseta que anima a ´vomitar en Magaluf´. Más detalles, aquí: http://t.co/9V2Q4SpQYr

Diario de Mallorca@diariomallorca

La camiseta que anima a ´vomitar en Magaluf´. Más detalles, aquí: http://t.co/9V2Q4SpQYr

4:03 PM - 21 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

4. Anyone who goes to another country and spends €4 on Heinz beans.

Just spent 𠫄 on a tin of Heinz baked beans, but it was totally worth it! #heaven #britabroad

Katie Oliver@kt_oliver

Just spent ð «„ on a tin of Heinz baked beans, but it was totally worth it! #heaven #britabroad

12:57 PM - 12 Nov 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

6. The person who had a tactical chunder at Auschwitz.

My 45 year old dad has just come back from his 'lads holiday' and the first thing he tells me is that he had a tactical chunder in auschwitz

alex goss xx@_alexgoss

My 45 year old dad has just come back from his 'lads holiday' and the first thing he tells me is that he had a tactical chunder in auschwitz

6:10 PM - 29 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

7. People who use "tactical chunder" as a general holiday strategy.

Definitely my favourite picture from holiday, me trying to do a tactical chunder with @PollyBanfield hahahaha

Jade Paine@JadePaine_

Definitely my favourite picture from holiday, me trying to do a tactical chunder with @PollyBanfield hahahaha

12:41 PM - 07 Jul 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

and first tactical chunder of the holiday goes to me from absolutely hanging out my arse #bitch

Alex Waite@alexwaitee

and first tactical chunder of the holiday goes to me from absolutely hanging out my arse #bitch

1:37 PM - 26 Jun 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

Fuck pullin on holiday these lasses tactical chunder then have their filthy tongues all up in your mouth lmao

POS£IDON@jezeb2k

Fuck pullin on holiday these lasses tactical chunder then have their filthy tongues all up in your mouth lmao

12:31 PM - 29 Nov 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

9. The person who brought some Bucky to Spain with them.

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10. These guys.

11. This pair of legends.

@TimWestwood seen you in kavos wednesday loved it so much we got your quotes tatted muvvafukin kavos baby

Brooke Lambrick@BrookeLambrick

@TimWestwood seen you in kavos wednesday loved it so much we got your quotes tatted muvvafukin kavos baby

5:49 PM - 30 Jun 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

12. This "wanker".

@WankersFullKit @iainj81 lads holiday, decided to do out very own full kit wankers #wiganwankers

Del bhoy@Hoopsterdell

@WankersFullKit @iainj81 lads holiday, decided to do out very own full kit wankers #wiganwankers

9:39 PM - 06 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

13. Actually, anyone over the age of 12 who wears a full football kit.

14. These Magaluf hen party revellers.

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16. These lads, who disagree with reading on holiday.

Lads holiday to Ibiza... @KAStammers is taking his kindle!? #loser #wasteman

Andrew Woodfield@Ipswichwoody

Lads holiday to Ibiza... @KAStammers is taking his kindle!? #loser #wasteman

11:38 AM - 15 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

19. Anyone in an asymetrical man-thong.

Alex Akins@AkinsAlex

Lol new man thong anybody?😂😂😂

1:07 AM - 15 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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