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    22 Brits Who Shouldn't Be Allowed To Leave The Country

    "We're all going on a summer holiday." And we're going to get completely wankered. Slightly NSFW.

    1. Anyone wearing this badge in Magaluf, or anywhere else.

    Magaluf in a nutshell #ClassyGirls

    Tom White@TomWhite100

    Magaluf in a nutshell #ClassyGirls 😆

    12:29 PM - 09 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    2. Or this one.

    3. Or this t-shirt.

    La camiseta que anima a ´vomitar en Magaluf´. Más detalles, aquí: http://t.co/9V2Q4SpQYr

    Diario de Mallorca@diariomallorca

    La camiseta que anima a ´vomitar en Magaluf´. Más detalles, aquí: http://t.co/9V2Q4SpQYr

    4:03 PM - 21 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    4. Anyone who goes to another country and spends €4 on Heinz beans.

    Just spent 𠫄 on a tin of Heinz baked beans, but it was totally worth it! #heaven #britabroad

    Katie Oliver@kt_oliver

    Just spent ð «„ on a tin of Heinz baked beans, but it was totally worth it! #heaven #britabroad

    12:57 PM - 12 Nov 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    5. In fact, anyone who is surprised that foreign countries have different foods.

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    tumblr.com / Me & You Productions
    tumblr.com / Me & You Productions
    tumblr.com / Me & You Productions

    6. The person who had a tactical chunder at Auschwitz.

    My 45 year old dad has just come back from his 'lads holiday' and the first thing he tells me is that he had a tactical chunder in auschwitz

    alex goss xx@_alexgoss

    My 45 year old dad has just come back from his 'lads holiday' and the first thing he tells me is that he had a tactical chunder in auschwitz

    6:10 PM - 29 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    7. People who use "tactical chunder" as a general holiday strategy.

    Definitely my favourite picture from holiday, me trying to do a tactical chunder with @PollyBanfield hahahaha

    Jade Paine@JadePaine_

    Definitely my favourite picture from holiday, me trying to do a tactical chunder with @PollyBanfield hahahaha

    12:41 PM - 07 Jul 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    and first tactical chunder of the holiday goes to me from absolutely hanging out my arse #bitch

    Alex Waite@alexwaitee

    and first tactical chunder of the holiday goes to me from absolutely hanging out my arse #bitch

    1:37 PM - 26 Jun 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Fuck pullin on holiday these lasses tactical chunder then have their filthy tongues all up in your mouth lmao

    POS£IDON@jezeb2k

    Fuck pullin on holiday these lasses tactical chunder then have their filthy tongues all up in your mouth lmao

    12:31 PM - 29 Nov 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    9. The person who brought some Bucky to Spain with them.

    10. These guys.

    11. This pair of legends.

    @TimWestwood seen you in kavos wednesday loved it so much we got your quotes tatted muvvafukin kavos baby

    Brooke Lambrick@BrookeLambrick

    @TimWestwood seen you in kavos wednesday loved it so much we got your quotes tatted muvvafukin kavos baby

    5:49 PM - 30 Jun 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    12. This "wanker".

    @WankersFullKit @iainj81 lads holiday, decided to do out very own full kit wankers #wiganwankers

    Del bhoy@Hoopsterdell

    @WankersFullKit @iainj81 lads holiday, decided to do out very own full kit wankers #wiganwankers

    9:39 PM - 06 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    13. Actually, anyone over the age of 12 who wears a full football kit.

    14. These Magaluf hen party revellers.

    15. Anyone and everyone who forgets that southern Europe is actually quite sunny.

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    And gets burned.

    16. These lads, who disagree with reading on holiday.

    Lads holiday to Ibiza... @KAStammers is taking his kindle!? #loser #wasteman

    Andrew Woodfield@Ipswichwoody

    Lads holiday to Ibiza... @KAStammers is taking his kindle!? #loser #wasteman

    11:38 AM - 15 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    18. Anyone who just has to mention the war.

    19. Anyone in an asymetrical man-thong.

    Alex Akins@AkinsAlex

    Lol new man thong anybody?😂😂😂

    1:07 AM - 15 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    20. Whoever is responsible for this epic photobomb.

    21. This party-goer.

    22. And this hooligan.

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