1. Booze.
Binge drinking #britishvalues
2. Mr Blobby.
A nation responsible for Mr Blobby being number 1 once upon a time #BritishValues
3. Comedy socks.
Wearing comedy socks #BritishValues
4. Traditional street names.
#BritishValues
5. Queuing.
#BritishValues confidently holding the title of "world's best queue-ers"
6. Tutting at people in queues.
Is it more British to queue or to tut quietly when someone pushes in the queue? If the latter then don't we need pushers in? #BritishValues
7. Forming a queue with the minimum amount of people.
Forming a queue wherever three or more people are gathered together #BritishValues
8. Asking people if they're in the queue.
Standing in a queue and asking, "are you in the queue?" ever so politely to someone standing a bit skewiff. #BritishValues
9. Just tutting generally.
The Great British 'tut' of disapproval #BritishValues
Tutting, but very quietly, so no-one can hear you #BritishValues
10. This swan.
@turboholborn #BritishValues (overbearing State)
11. Spokey Dokeys.
Purchasing overpriced cereal because it comes with free spokey dokeys #BritishValues
12. Language skills.
Going on holiday to a foreign country & speaking English slowly & loudly to locals & getting annoyed they don't understand. #BritishValues
13. 8p curry sauce.
14. Having a stiff upper lip.
#BritishValues refusing to smile or interact in a pleasant way with any strangers.
15. Acting appropriately to any sign of sun.
Walking around topless as soon as a smidgen of sun appears no matter how skinny I am. #BritishValues
16. Sitting on bins.
#BritishValues Coffee mornings on bin day
17. Soccerball.
One of the national football teams losing a competition and pundits bleating on about that one time it won 48 years ago. #BritishValues
18. This pub.
#BritishValues
19. Choosing the right conservatory furniture.
Getting a conservatory and thinking that rattan furniture is the way to go. #BritishValues
20. Putting traffic cones on statues.
#BritishValues Seeing a rogue traffic cone and immediately working out the nearest sculpture in need of a hat.
21. Politicians trying to play sports.
#BritishValues
For example, compare and contrast the American president and the First Minister of Scotland (he's on the right).
22. Katy Price / Jordan.
#BritishValues
23. This guy.
#BritishValues