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17 Hilarious Questions People Asked Nick Clegg On Twitter

Never mind the election, we want to know what he'd do if Godzilla attacked France.

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Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg sat down today for a Twitter Q&A on Europe. What could possibly go wrong?

I'll be on twitter today between 15:00-15:30 taking your questions about Europe. Send your questions to @nick_clegg

Nick Clegg@nick_clegg

I'll be on twitter today between 15:00-15:30 taking your questions about Europe. Send your questions to @nick_clegg

09:36 AM - 13 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

1. There were some important musical questions.

What was the name of the follow-up to The Final Countdown? RT @nick_clegg: Ready to go. Send me your questions on Europe.

The Sunday People@thesundaypeople

What was the name of the follow-up to The Final Countdown? RT @nick_clegg: Ready to go. Send me your questions on Europe.

03:03 PM - 13 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

2.

@nick_clegg who's your favorite member of Take That?

Tom Reynolds@TwitchierFish

@nick_clegg who's your favorite member of Take That?

03:42 PM - 13 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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3. There were some probing, searching questions about life.

@nick_clegg do you find it annoying when the cashier gives you your change on top of your receipt?

Tate Inez@tatemariehannah

@nick_clegg do you find it annoying when the cashier gives you your change on top of your receipt?

03:49 PM - 13 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

4. Like when this person sought the truth about Clegg's mistrust of ants.

.@nick_clegg it’s been said you don’t really trust ants. Why not? I once saw an ant help a child and then go on to do some really good maths

Regular Frog@FrogCroakley

.@nick_clegg it’s been said you don’t really trust ants. Why not? I once saw an ant help a child and then go on to do some really good maths

03:29 PM - 13 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

5. There were questions about history.

@nick_clegg What do you reckon was better, WW1 or WW2?

KOOMOONITY LEADER@MavisStott

@nick_clegg What do you reckon was better, WW1 or WW2?

03:42 PM - 13 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

6. Questions about sport.

.@nick_clegg Is the traditional 442 formation suitable against modern European sides or should #England try something else at the World Cup

Rabbit of Caerbannog@Zharrt

.@nick_clegg Is the traditional 442 formation suitable against modern European sides or should #England try something else at the World Cup

03:34 PM - 13 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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8. Questions about hollaback girls.

. @nick_clegg what's a hollaback girl and what is the lib dem stance on them

DEATH TO THE WEST@WINDY_BUTT

. @nick_clegg what's a hollaback girl and what is the lib dem stance on them

03:39 PM - 13 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

9. And about girls more generally.

10. This important enquiry about ribbons.

.@nick_clegg isn’t a ribbon just a sort of flat, decorative eel?

Regular Frog@FrogCroakley

.@nick_clegg isn’t a ribbon just a sort of flat, decorative eel?

03:32 PM - 13 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

11. This equally important cultural question.

.@nick_clegg if you adopted the guy who played sherlock holmes on the telly, would that make him Clegg's Benedict?

Regular Frog@FrogCroakley

.@nick_clegg if you adopted the guy who played sherlock holmes on the telly, would that make him Clegg's Benedict?

03:22 PM - 13 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

12. And this existential Kafkaesque nightmare.

.@nick_clegg what would you do if you woke up one morning and your hands were melons and you went to scream but your mouth was a pancake?

Regular Frog@FrogCroakley

.@nick_clegg what would you do if you woke up one morning and your hands were melons and you went to scream but your mouth was a pancake?

03:18 PM - 13 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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13. People wanted to know how he measured up to other political leaders.

@nick_clegg Could you have Ed Miliband in a fight?

Lord Bollock@LordBollock

@nick_clegg Could you have Ed Miliband in a fight?

03:23 PM - 13 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

14. There was this alarming but intriguing question.

.@nick_clegg if I asked nicely, could you deport a v small section of the German community, ie my housemate, coz he can levitate scarily

Will@willwasthere

.@nick_clegg if I asked nicely, could you deport a v small section of the German community, ie my housemate, coz he can levitate scarily

03:33 PM - 13 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

15. This pertinent – and still unanswered – question about kaiju attacks in Europe.

@nick_clegg With regards Europe and the UK economy, what would be the implications of Paris being attacked by Godzilla and/or Mothra?

Perun`s Axe@PerunsAxe

@nick_clegg With regards Europe and the UK economy, what would be the implications of Paris being attacked by Godzilla and/or Mothra?

03:12 PM - 13 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

16. There was this excellent Father Ted-themed idea for our Eurovision entry next year. Just picture it.

@nick_clegg Can we enter you in Eurovision next year singing My Lovely Horse?

Jay Coleman@VelociraptorJay

@nick_clegg Can we enter you in Eurovision next year singing My Lovely Horse?

03:09 PM - 13 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

17. Not everyone seemed entirely sure what was going on.

@nick_clegg WHO THE FUCK WHO THE FUCKING HELL ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU?

Small Thunderdog@smallthunderdog

@nick_clegg WHO THE FUCK

WHO THE FUCKING HELL

ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU?

03:03 PM - 13 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

But the electorate was GRIPPPED.

This Nick Clegg q&a is compelling in the same way as watching the shopping channel. I'm invested yet I don't know why.

Robbie Maloney@RobJobbie

This Nick Clegg q&a is compelling in the same way as watching the shopping channel. I'm invested yet I don't know why.

03:34 PM - 13 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

It was inevitable, wasn't it?

This is only going to end one way. A @buzzfeed list. RT @nick_clegg: Ready to go. Send me your questions on Europe.

Tom Satchwell@TomSSatchwell

This is only going to end one way. A @buzzfeed list. RT @nick_clegg: Ready to go. Send me your questions on Europe.

03:15 PM - 13 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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