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14 Press Releases You Won't Believe Ever Got Sent

And then they ring up to check you received it.

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It sounded a bit suspicious.

According to the Telegraph:

"The spicy chicken meal, he says, can help fight off carcinogenic cells while other traditional ingredients such as ginger, chilli, turmeric and garlic, are know for their antibacterial and antiviral properties...

"Mr Bains, a British nutritional therapist and Indian 'superfood' pioneer, said eating the curry just once-a-week could 'deal a devastating blow' to the onset of cancers and other diseases like Alzheimer's."

The press release on which this pseudo-science is based has been going around for years.