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13 Things You Missed In Local Newspapers This Week

From profane parrots to penis-flashing bakery buffoons, local newspapers are the gift to the nation that keeps on giving.

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It was quite a scene, according to The Courier:

"He took out his genitalia from his underwear and continued to dance around at the window. At one stage he took his penis in his hand and shook it around."

The culprit was found hiding behind a wheelie bin and later fined £400.


The Wigan Evening Post reports:

"Police and an ambulance had to be called to the DW Stadium when violence erupted in its precincts after the end of the night. Witnesses say that punches were mainly thrown by staff from two licensed premises who had been sitting on separate tables during the evening."