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Which "Riverdale" Characters Would You Fuck, Marry, And Kill?

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  1. As for the guys, who would you fuck?

    As for the guys, who would you fuck?

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    Archie Andrews
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    Jughead Jones
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    Kevin Keller
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  1. Who would you marry?

    Who would you marry?

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    Archie Andrews
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  1. And who would you kill?

    And who would you kill?

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    Archie Andrews
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  1. As for the girls, who would you fuck?

    As for the girls, who would you fuck?

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    Betty Cooper
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    Veronica Lodge
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    Cheryl Blossom
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  1. Who would you marry?

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    Betty Cooper
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  1. And who would you kill?

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    Betty Cooper
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  1. As for the Pussycats, who would you fuck?

    As for the Pussycats, who would you fuck?

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    Josie McCoy
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    Valerie Brown
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    Melody Valentine
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  1. Who would you marry?

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    Josie McCoy
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  1. And who would you kill?

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    Josie McCoy
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  1. How about Ethel, Reggie and Joaquin? Who would you fuck?

    How about Ethel, Reggie and Joaquin?  Who would you fuck?

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    Ethel Muggs
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    Reggie Mantle
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    Joaquin
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  1. Who would you marry?

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    Ethel Muggs
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    Joaquin
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