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Which "Riverdale" Characters Would You Fuck, Marry, And Kill?

Featuring the hottest cast on TV right now.

  1. As for the guys, who would you fuck?

    As for the guys, who would you fuck?

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As for the guys, who would you fuck?
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    Archie Andrews
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    Jughead Jones
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    Kevin Keller
  1. Who would you marry?

    Who would you marry?

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    Archie Andrews
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    Jughead Jones
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    Kevin Keller
  1. And who would you kill?

    And who would you kill?

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    Archie Andrews
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    Jughead Jones
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    Kevin Keller
  1. As for the girls, who would you fuck?

    As for the girls, who would you fuck?

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    Betty Cooper
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    Veronica Lodge
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    Cheryl Blossom
  1. Who would you marry?

     Who would you marry?

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    Betty Cooper
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    Veronica Lodge
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    Cheryl Blossom
  1. And who would you kill?

    And who would you kill?

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    Betty Cooper
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    Veronica Lodge
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    Cheryl Blossom
  1. As for the Pussycats, who would you fuck?

    As for the Pussycats, who would you fuck?

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    Josie McCoy
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    Valerie Brown
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    Melody Valentine
  1. Who would you marry?

    Who would you marry?

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    Josie McCoy
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    Valerie Brown
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    Melody Valentine
  1. And who would you kill?

    And who would you kill?

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    Josie McCoy
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    Valerie Brown
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    Melody Valentine
  1. How about Ethel, Reggie and Joaquin? Who would you fuck?

    How about Ethel, Reggie and Joaquin?  Who would you fuck?

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    Ethel Muggs
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    Reggie Mantle
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    Joaquin
  1. Who would you marry?

    Who would you marry?

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    Ethel Muggs
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    Reggie Mantle
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    Joaquin