A Diet Craze I Can Get Behind?

The NHS in Britain has sparked a controversy of sorts with a new campaign, promoting an orgasm a day: "Alongside the slogan "an orgasm a day keeps the doctor away", it says: "Health promotion experts advocate five portions of fruit and veg a day and 30 minutes' physical activity three times a week. What about sex or masturbation twice a week?""

Patrick Duggan • 8 years ago

David Carradine: Killed By Ninjas?

According to a suggestion by attorney Mark Geragos, David Carradine didn't die whilst masturbating – he was killed by an ancient sect of Kung-Fu assassins he was secretly trying to infiltrate. You have to love a mysterious death where the two most likely explanations are autoerotic asphyxiation or ninjas.

Patrick Duggan • 9 years ago

More News On The Real-Life Super Hero Front

In whats been a growing trend for over a year now, amid hard times and economic woes more people are turning to the cape and cowl. But, more importantly, "real-life super hero historian" is SOMETHING YOU CAN BE? What am I doing editing design?

Patrick Duggan • 9 years ago

POLL: Republicans, Southerners Most Unpatriotic

These findings come as little surprise to those of us familiar with both the founding principles of America and the theory of "sour grapes."

Patrick Duggan • 9 years ago

The Most Distant Object In The Known Universe

Astronomers have identified a new record holder for most distant object in the universe: a gamma-ray burst emanating from a region 13.035 billion light-years from Earth.

Patrick Duggan • 9 years ago

Printing Currency

Local communities, borrowing from a Depression-era idea, have begun printing their own money.

Patrick Duggan • 9 years ago