It's a question that has plagued Australia and New Zealand for decades: Which is better, Marmite or Vegemite?
Vegemite has become an international Australian icon.
Whereas New Zealand's Marmite is so unknown to the world that we couldn't actually find a GIF involving it.
So we got five dedicated BuzzFeed Oz employees to try a piece of toast with Marmite, and a piece of toast with Vegemite (not knowing which was which) and they rated each out of five.
"That was nice! That's Vegemite for sure."
"Marmite tastes like a cement truck full of wasps just parked in my mouth. Vegemite tastes like breakfast. TBH I want less butter and more Vegemite on this toast. And no Marmite."
"I think that's Vegemite."
"That's Marmite, it just tastes stronger."
"Marmite is the poor man's Vegemite. The very poor man's."
"Do you want me to eat the other one?"
"I can't tell the difference. They're both pretty shit."
"Slightly ashamed that I guessed wrong. But to be honest they both just tasted like a shitload of salt. Maybe that's just because I'm sick. By all means redo this test but this time slap some cheese on top and I won't get it wrong again."
"It just tastes like cold Vegemite tastes."
"I think this one's Marmite, it's just gross. It tastes like someone added sugar to my Vegemite."
"Vegemite is perfect. Marmite tastes like someone tried to copy Vegemite and failed miserably. It's too sweet and also too thick."
"OK. That's the Vegemite. 3.5 because the bread is shit."
"I would have enjoyed the toppings more if the bread had been better tbh. Vegemite is obviously the best but I am happy for the inferior Marmite if there's literally no other option."
And the winner is...
Vegemite, but that's probably because all these people are Australian.