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Why Are All These Star Trek Actors Yelling At Us?

What's the quickest way to make you give to a good cause? These actors are betting that it's to shame you with Shakespearean language.

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The Antaeus Theatre Company brings classical theatre to life in modern Los Angeles.

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But they're running out of elbow room in their current location, so they've started a Kickstarter campaign to get more space.

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They're trying to get folks to give with the #ShakespeareInsultChallenge. It's simple, really. Give to the Kickstarter, or Antaeus' classically-trained actors will insult you with big words, just like so:

Patrick Stewart has some beef with you.

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Captain Picard needs you to pony up.

Jonathan Frakes doesn't have time for your BS.

Please donate to @AntaeusTheatre & you'll be #1 (sorry...)

Brent Spiner's calling you on your manhood, yo!

Antaeus Theatre Company
Antaeus Theatre Company

When Data the android is saying you ain't a man, you know things are bad.

We're pretty sure Deanna Troi/Marina Sirtis is calling you a butt sniffer here.

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Linda Park from Star Trek: Enterprise is no fan of your kicks.

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Hold up. That's not really Shakespeare, is it? Whoa, it IS Shakespeare!

It's not just Star Trek people. Fred Willard stopped by to make his feelings about you known.

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Also, He-Man? With a selfie stick? Anyway, he doesn't care for you.

Actually, that's Matt Price from Men of a Certain Age. More like He-Men of a Certain Age, right?

You know you don't have to take this abuse, right? Check out Anateus' Kickstarter campaign to make it stop.

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