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    Posted on Jul 7, 2015

    Here's A Presidential Sticker Book Just For Grown Ups

    Want to learn about the history of the executive branch while making penis jokes? Have we got a book for you!

    Remember those presidential sticker books that were around when you were a kid?

    Learning Horizons / Via whitehouseholidays.com

    Well, now there's one strictly for adults: The Presidential Dickerbook.

    Devastator Press

    The book catalogs the actions of each president, and then allows you to commemorate their achievements by slapping big ol' dong stickers over their presidential portraits. It's like A People's History of the United States for immature mature readers.

    WARNING: If you're not down to see NSFW images of phallic stickers over former leaders of the free world, stop reading.

    Oh look! It's the father of our country, George Washington!

    Gilbert Stuart | Devastator Press

    And here's his commander in chief:

    Gilbert Stuart | Devastator Press

    Looks like more than the dude's teeth were wooden.

    Here's James K. Polk, President during the Mexican-American war:

    N. Currier| Devastator Press

    And here he is celebrating his own private Cinco de Mayo:

    N. Currier | Devastator Press

    Oh hey, Teddy Roosevelt, nice to see you!

    John Singer Sargent | Devastator Press

    Oh, and you're, um, teddy bear is here too. Great.

    John Singer Sargent | Devastator Press

    He looks just like his old man, doesn't he?

    Here's Slick Willie himself:

    Simmie Knox | Devastator Press

    And here's his slick willie:

    Simmie Knox | Devastator Press

    Time to take in the smooth sounds of Slick Willie playing that sweet sax.

    All the presidents' little men are on display in The Presidential Dickerbook, now available from Devastator Press.