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10 Assassins From "Assassin's Creed" The Animus Seems To Have Forgotten About

There are legends like Ezio and the Kenways, and then there are these guys.

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1. Nigel, the first assassin to breach the Ministry of Silly Walks.

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2. Jebediah, the aggressive Mormon missionary.

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3. Rodrigo, who was more interested in tequila than Templars.

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4. Deganawidah, who ruined the first Thanksgiving for everyone.

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5. Henri, who from the very beginning was a lover and not a fighter.

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6. Reginald, who spent all of the Seven Years' War petting stray animals.

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7. Giuseppe, who was terrible at killing but great at starting a fight.

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8. Harold, who was great at killing, but not great with guilt.

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9. Terrence, who got too scared to move anytime he saw a whale.

10. And Mittens.

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