5. Peter thinks Greg the bird has overstayed his welcome.
6. Terrence has had it up to here with your “baby fat” jokes.
8. Wanda does NOT want to talk to Dennis the crane right now.
9. Abraham can only think “God, this asshole.”
10. Finally, Hippo-crates, who does not care who hears him fart.
- Hillary Clinton made her debut with VP pick Tim Kaine, who spoke on support for immigration reform and gun control, dipping into Spanish.
- The gunman who killed at least 10 people at a Munich, Germany mall on Friday was an 18-year-old "obsessed" with mass shootings, police said.
- ISIS has claimed responsibility for a bombing Saturday that killed at least 80 people in Afghanistan.