5. Peter thinks Greg the bird has overstayed his welcome.
6. Terrence has had it up to here with your “baby fat” jokes.
8. Wanda does NOT want to talk to Dennis the crane right now.
9. Abraham can only think “God, this asshole.”
10. Finally, Hippo-crates, who does not care who hears him fart.
- The Trump administration wants to send immigrants caught at the southern US border to Mexico even if they're not from the country.
- Several states will keep enforcing bans against transgender discrimination in schools after Trump withdrew guidelines protecting students.
- Police arrested at least 10 people on Wednesday as they began clearing out protester camps at the Dakota Access Pipeline site.
- And people with disabilities are having their photos stolen and Facebook isn't helping them.