“Pay attention in science class, and then hustle a lot of people for money at the bar.”
“Who would do this to themselves?”
“This proves that I’m a lot more awesome than I thought I was in 5th grade.”
“I could never walk again.”
“It’s made of the devil.”
Yes, there was a time when Doom was the most controversial game ever made.
“I feel like this is really dangerous for my hand.”
“They’re things that you never knew you wanted.”