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Overheard a girl at McDonald's: "I don't need alcohol to send text messages I regret"
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Overheard at the bar: Man: Give me a tequila shot. It’s been a long week. Bartender: Long week? It’s only Tuesday. Man: Give me two tequila shots.
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Overheard in LA: “Kale, it’s a conspiracy. I’m telling you, it’s a made up food, it’s not real.”
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#overheard #overheardatikea @IKEAUSA Dad: you’re driving me nuts Kid: I know!
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Overheard at work, “did you fix it?” “my life? no.”
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“It’s so hot outside I lost my nipples half way down the block” Overheard from a receptionist at the drs office. My kinda lady
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overheard in coffee shop: girl 1: how'd it go with jake? girl 2: ugh he ate half a pizza and went to sleep. i feel you jake.
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Overheard son talking to his friend, “My mom sometimes talks to much but she’s actually pretty good at roasting people.” He’s got me figured out.
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conversation overheard by a few servers at the chef: “it’s mimOsa, not mimosA” THIS is the definition of being cultured
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Overheard at Trader Joe’s: “I want to hurry so we don’t have to rush.”
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Overheard today in Southie: *girl looking at real estate listings in window* Her: “I really want to buy something” Her bf: “you have like three dollars.” I feel u sis
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just overheard a little commotion in the office followed by someone say "nothing should have that many legs" so i guess i only wfh now
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Overheard in NYC: “You was on America’s Most Wanted?! No shit! I used to watch that show!” Needless to say, I sprinted right the heck out of the vicinity.
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Overheard: “That balloon probably cost millions! Think of all the good that money could have done! So ridiculous!” “You don’t really know how much balloons cost do you?” https://t.co/Kc5xzfIHB4
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Overheard on the bus: “why are some people so genetically lucky?” RT my guy
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I was at lunch today and overheard these two guys talking 😂 “Have you been to the gym lately?” “No..... ran into a guy named Jim” “Same thing”
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“when life gives you lemons, you fuck the lemons” — more things overheard at work 😂
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Overheard at Safeway: “if I don’t have at least two jars of mayonnaise in my fridge, I just freak out.”
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Overheard in @tacobell: "I just can't believe they would do this. I've been coming here for 15 YEARS and I always get the half pound burrito. And they just TAKE IT OFF THE MENU? what was corporate thinking?"
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Conversation i overheard while nannying... Kid 1: what does the muffin man do? Kid 2: kills people with muffins Kid 1: oooh, yah..youre right!!
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Overheard in the makeup room: ‘Urgh I stopped watching #thehandmaidstale in season one. Got sick of seeing them in the same outfits every episode.’ Lol