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When you gotta fake it 'til you make it.
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When you know the true meaning of hat hair.
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When you swear this is the last kids cut you're doing ever again.
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When your client got jokes.
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When the barbershop brotherhood is too real.
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When every client brings that same picture.
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When you gotta keep it cool so the client doesn't get shook.
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When your client knows the universal barber body language for ~DAMNNN~!
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When you spot that client who's been stepping out on you.
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When they must not know who they're talking to.
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When you hit 'em with the "I DOES THIS MAAAN" face.
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When only another barber can truly understand your struggles.
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When you remind yourself of the end game.
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When the client knows his cut 'bout to be too lit.
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When you got that bobble head client.
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Or when you got that wood neck client.
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When your girl friends translate what those most requested looks really mean.
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When the clients think you're some kind of magician.
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When it's Saturday afternoon and every dude's trying to get right for the club.
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When you realize just how intimate your profession really is.
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When you're geeking out with your barber bros over tricks of the trade.
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When you're trying hard as hell not to be petty.
