1. North Carolina’s Outer Banks
Pretty much everything you’d want in a vacation: surfing, lounging, and a delightfully relaxed southern way of life.
2. Lake Fausse Pointe State Park, LA
Ain’t no space for y’all to gaze off into these glades while we doin’ it first, y’all.
5. Muscle Shoals, AL
No, y’all don’t need to know anything about Hellen Keller or soak in the ambiance that produced a colossal amount of sixties and seventies music, including Aretha Franklin’s first hit. Huge waste of time.
8. Bahia Honda State Park in Florida
Most people drive through it to get to Key West… and that’s perfect. Keep on drivin’.
9. The Mississippi Delta
The ending point of America’s greatest North–South freshwater river. The origin of American music. The waters that inspired a thousand Great American novels. Nah, y’all don’t need to see it.
11. Gulf Shores, AL
With a massive beach, 10 different golf courses, deep-sea fishing, dolphin watching, and a delightful little zoo, there’s nothing to see here, keep movin’.
12. Boone Hall Plantation, SC
How do you even say no walking under those gorgeous bowing trees? (By saying no because we told you to. Stop and stare, walk away or beware.)
13. Florida’s Emerald Coast, AKA The Redneck Riviera
This here’s Destin, but that beautiful sand’s hotter’n the devil on an August Friday night in the French Quarter, y’all, so definitely save y’all’s time and go to Canada or somethin’ instead.
But for a colorful tour of the south, watch along as the cast of Party Down South season 2 hits all the highlights.
Clear your calendar on Thursdays at 10/9 C.