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12 Perfect Koozies For 12 Different Kinds Of People

Sippin' spirits ain't no fun without a koozie for everyone. But it's even better to sip along while watchin' Party Down South, back on your TVs Thursdays at 10/9 C.

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1. The Fearless Adventurer:

Don't mind us, just drinking the sweet mead of the gods out of the head of something we will be hunting later.
Mike Garcia / CC BY-ND http://2.0 / Flickr: istudiopix

Don't mind us, just drinking the sweet mead of the gods out of the head of something we will be hunting later.

2. The Manly Stoic:

Meet the Ron Swanson koozie. It pairs well with excellence and meat.
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Meet the Ron Swanson koozie. It pairs well with excellence and meat.

3. The Hirsute Gentleman:

Give a man a red plastic cup, he drinks for a day. But teach a man to drink from that cup in an intimidating metal koozie, and he drinks like a champion for eternity.
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Give a man a red plastic cup, he drinks for a day. But teach a man to drink from that cup in an intimidating metal koozie, and he drinks like a champion for eternity.

4. The Minimalist:

Tools? He doesn't need no stinkin' tools, particularly when he's got all this duct tape lyin' 'round.
Super Fun Time / superfuntimegifts.com

Tools? He doesn't need no stinkin' tools, particularly when he's got all this duct tape lyin' 'round.

5. The Happy Camper:

For the person always prepared for camping emergencies and to drink deliciously cool beverages.
LakewoodCraftySister / etsy.com

For the person always prepared for camping emergencies and to drink deliciously cool beverages.

6. The Photographer:

Telephoto zoom for unparalleled beverage enjoyment on every scale.
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Telephoto zoom for unparalleled beverage enjoyment on every scale.

7. The Cyclist:

Hands-free while biking safely is the way to be.
Geoffrey Franklin / CC BY http://2.0 / Flickr: 47514124@N02

Hands-free while biking safely is the way to be.

8. The Jock:

Since he always had the right stuff out on the field, he also needs the right stuff to keep his drinks cool off of it.
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Since he always had the right stuff out on the field, he also needs the right stuff to keep his drinks cool off of it.

9. The Larger-Than-Lifer:

He or she was born for a Texas-sized koozie so big it holds two cans.
TexasSizedCoozies / etsy.com

He or she was born for a Texas-sized koozie so big it holds two cans.

10. The Wholesale Shopper:

Just because you shop in quantity doesn't mean your koozie can't be quality.
pdomara / CC BY http://2.0 / Flickr: rimesparse

Just because you shop in quantity doesn't mean your koozie can't be quality.

11. The Gracious Host:

The doctor you always wanted, ready to dole out the prescription you need.
Super Fun Time / superfuntimegifts.com

The doctor you always wanted, ready to dole out the prescription you need.

12. The Life of the Party:

Nothing says "ready to party" like the removable woven bikini and boobie koozie.
Myvintagebird / etsy.com

Nothing says "ready to party" like the removable woven bikini and boobie koozie.

But for character behind the koozie, tune in to the second season of Party Down South, Thursdays at 10/9 C.

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