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    43 License Plates That Actually Say Something

    While vanity plates earn an instant eye-roll, there are some folks out there just doing it right, and sometimes they have to go around the rules.

    Parentwin
    by Parentwin

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    1.

    Via kkyr.com

    If someone with this plate cut you off, would you be mad?

    2.

    Via funnyordie.com

    How about this one?

    3.

    Via e90post.com

    If someone pays money to snark you, who's the real loser?

    4.

    Via i-am-bored.com

    When driving gives you low self-esteem...

    5.

    Via list25.com

    So many vanity plates exist purely to speak to the cars behind them. That said, I highly doubt a Honda in Missouri has that many haters.

    6.

    Via funnylicenseplates.wordpress.com

    At least this guy is polite...

    7.

    Via urlesque.com

    You might think this is the best license plate. Don't we all want an epic win? (Even if it's in a Taurus?)

    8.

    Via feedio.net

    But I would argue for this one.

    9.

    Via reddit.com

    At least this car understands its shortcomings.

    10.

    Via funnyordie.com

    And I really hope this is meant to be 'wining' and not 'winning' minus an n. Wining I can get behind.

    11.

    Via villageofjoy.com

    So can this guy.

    12.

    Via horriblelicenseplates.com

    Of course, you can get a little too enthusiastic about anything. We must always remember, um, where we are, yes?

    13.

    Via i-am-bored.com

    A lot of times these things state the obvious.

    14.

    Via reddit.com

    No kidding.

    15.

    Via natashaleggero.tumblr.com

    In case the car alone wasn't enough to make you hate this person...

    16.

    Via reddit.com

    Again, we have to ask ourselves, what is actually worth that 50 bucks?

    17.

    Via reddit.com

    Derp.

    18.

    Via funnyordie.com

    You know, if you have to say it that much, it might not be true.

    19.

    Via huffingtonpost.com

    On the other hand, some people are delightfully self-aware.

    20.

    Via nymag.com

    Sometimes, these plates have a poignant point about the current state of affairs.

    21.

    Via rapidcityjournal.com

    Did you know North Dakota tried to take those plates away before the ACLU stepped in?

    22.

    Via reddit.com

    The problem is, these references can become dated.

    23.

    George Takeii

    And then there are those references that will never get old.

    24.

    Via reddit.com

    Winning.

    25.

    Via trifling.com

    A play on words never hurts.

    26.

    Via friendlyatheist.com

    Which is why this license plate is basically the best thing I've ever seen.

    27.

    Via trifling.com

    But some go too far...

    28.

    Via underdesign.wordpress.com

    You see, eating kids is a popular (and funny) joke in mommy circles because it's not going to happen. Slapping and beating kids? Not so much.

    29.

    Via huffingtonpost.com

    Some cars remark on their piece of the societal puzzle.

    30.

    Via huffingtonpost.com

    Wicked smahht, actually. Go Boston. Go right to Dunkin' Donuts.

    31.

    Via huffingtonpost.com

    Some make you question the driver's choices. Perhaps a bigger car, then, right?

    32.

    Via mccaffertyspub.blogspot.com

    Guessing the divorce isn't going so well...

    33.

    Via doblelol.com

    Time to move?

    34.

    Via ndnforum.com

    Sometimes you have to be really creative. (Especially if you have the burning desire to have the back of your car say vagina.)

    35.

    Via bannedinhollywood.com

    The DMV won't let certain words through their screening process. But if 'asshole' is that important to you, by all means, flip that number plate upside down.

    36.

    Via ridelust.com

    The lengths some people will go to for a dirty joke is amazing.

    37.

    Via 206forthetwenties.com

    I prefer the clean jokes, myself. (Showing my age, I guess, but can pirates ever fail?)

    38.

    Via Eric Greene

    Some simply serve as warnings.

    39.

    Via funnylicenseplates.com

    He's probably just going to the hospital. For brrrraaaaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnnns.

    40.

    Via funnyordie.com

    The only thing scarier than a zombie driving a car is a brony driving a car.

    41.

    Via smosh.com

    Some have a message not for this earthly plane.

    42.

    Man, Virginia is just on top of this license plate thing, huh?

    43.

    Via jalopnik.com

    In spite of all this, the original point stands. Most people seeing a vanity plate of any kind assume the drivers are...well, ^^^^

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