1. "That's what you're wearing? Seriously?"
2. "Is that a domestic wine? It's your funeral, I guess."
3. "I know you're lying, but whatever..."
4. "I guess I'm the only one around here who thinks moisturizing is important."
5. "Let me stop you right there. Internet Explorer is not 'the best browser out there.'"
6. "No I totally get it. The baby is more important...whatever."
7. "No please. You're right. I really don't know anything about art. It's a really good piece."
8. "Umm I always use conditioner. Do you even know what it does for your hair? That's what I thought."
9. "Yes. Of course you look very nice. I just don't think you need to wear that color tie. But yeah, you look fine."
10. "It's fine. Really, it is. I have body odor problems too."
11. "Why would I be mad at you? I like it when other people have moustaches."
12. "It's fine. Thumbs truly are overrated if I do say so myself."
13. "I'm not mad. I love tuna for dinner, every, single, night."
14. "Of course the 5 second rule is a real thing..."
15. "You're seriously going to wear those shoes in public?"
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