1. Life Bloggers
I once asked a panda why they hate life bloggers so much and this was their response: “I just don’t care that much about anyone to want to know every single detail about their day. Lifebloggers should liveblog while jumping off a tall bridge.”
You can’t travel to another planet on an airplane so why bother?
Pandas can’t stand hotmail, really that hate communicating via email in general and prefer to send telepathic messages to eachother. But if they had to pick an email provider it would be Gmail.
4. Jay Leno
He’s just not that funny.
The only thing worse than Nickelback may be their fans. Mostly because they are a bunch of suckers and will probably buy anything.
6. Top 5 Lists
This is now a top 6 list as to avoid the wrath of any pandas that may read it.
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- Jared Kushner, President Trump's son-in-law and adviser, has volunteered to testify in the Senate about his multiple meetings with the Russian ambassador.
- Attorney General Sessions threatened to block money to so-called sanctuary cities that don't help deport undocumented immigrants with criminal records.
- Trump may have initially blamed Democrats for Friday's failed health care bill, but it took only two days for him to start blaming Republicans, too.
- After stopping three girls from boarding a plane for wearing leggings, United Airlines is getting mocked by everyone from Chrissy Teigen to Delta ✈️ 👀
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