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Which side of her many personalities are you most like? You know that you're dying to know!

Which Trisha Paytas Are You?

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Ahh the days of innocence. You have a boundless self confidence (crippled by extremely low self esteem) and the bougiest fake tan on the boardwalk. You're just a sweet sugar baby looking for her sugar daddy. What could possibly go wrong? ...and why won't Quentin return your text messages?

Bougie Beach House Trisha

What numbs emotional outbursts better than online shopping ya'll? The hoard is growing bigger than your credit card bills, and you're constantly finding 'treasures' with the tags still on whenever you attempt to ascend Mt. Bougie. You occasionally hear muffled cries for help... but that must just be the ghost of your dead boyfriend playing records under all the piles of 'pannies'. No matter how much you buy- the emptiness inside never seems to be filled. Why don't people love you as much as you love you?

Mt. Bougie Trisha

When that sad lonely pit forms in the hollow of your stomach and blaming everyone else in your life for all your woes is no longer cutting it... binge eat an emotionally charged meal of deep fried beige foods. Make sure to film all the sadness, but try not to mess up your lip gloss! Also, take a big bite out of every cannoli, you wouldn't want anyone else to get any.

Mukbinge Trisha

Oh angel baby cakes... everyone is SOY mean to you and they are all nothing but FAKE FRIENDS and SNAKES and you give and give and give and give and you get NOTHING in return even though you open your little bitch heart to them but they just kick it around and USE YOU for money and only come around when you have FUN things to do. Being a victim is what you do best, now get on that kitchen floor and try to wring just a few more tears out of those puffy eyes.

Kitchen Floor Meltdown Trisha

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