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Which Trisha Paytas Are You?

Which side of her many personalities are you most like? You know that you're dying to know!

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  1. What car would you drive?

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    The Bougiest Peenk G-Wegon
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    A Zippy Convertible
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    I'm NOT Driving, Come To My House!
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    The Back of the PostMates Vespa
  2. What's your favorite place to shop?

    the ill lines - Etsy
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    The Ill Lines on Etsy - SPARKLE BITCHES! (Am I pretty now?)
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    Trader Joe's or Ralphs
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    GO OUT??? No. PostMates.
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    Amazon Prime... My Cart is SO FULL!
  3. Which beauty procedure do you want most?

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    New Bewbies!!
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    Fake Tanning... I'm not nearly orange enough.
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    LIPS, LIPS and MOAR LIPS!
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    Hair Esstenshuns, If I don't have long hair I'm not a whole person.
  4. Who is your Dream Date?

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    An Aging Actor... the more washed up the better!
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    A Backup Dayancer... Hot, Sexy, Dumb as a Rock.
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    A Rock Star from 1995. Bonus points if he tastes like stale whisky and cigarettes.
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    The PostMates Delivery Guy... he smells like carbs.
  5. Who is your Best Friend Forever?

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    My girl at the Post Office- I see her more than anyone!
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    NO ONE! THEY'RE ALL FAKE!!!!!!!!!
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    My SissyPoo. She's the BEST!
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    My PostMates delivery guy.
  6. What is your Favorite Food to Fellate?

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    Bananas Covered in ANYTHING! (...and I mean anything)
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    Chicken Fingers... NO SAUCE!
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    Family Sized Portions of Pasta
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    Peanut Butter Magnum Bars - by the box
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