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1. You forget that seeing this every day isn't normal.
2. And that having only Jewish friends isn't normal.
3. Or that seeing celebs and their kids everywhere isn't normal when you're just trying to get a Robeks.
4. Except when you remember Rihanna could be one of them.
5. I mean, who has time to care about celebs when you and your friends are busy having way too much fun.
6. Living your weekends as a real life depiction of That 70's Show.
7. As you've been in this position probably 100 times...
8. But luckily, you can get away with basically anything since even your parents are more intimidating than Palisades Patrol.
9. Since Pali Patrol has probably driven by you a million times here on the bluffs and pretended not to notice you and your friends doing illegal things.
10. Or driven by you smoking a bowl doing skate tricks on the dock in middle school.
11. Or never even knew you had the Top of the World to escape to whether by hiking or taking the fire trail.
12. So you don't understand what people mean when they say they don't like to hike... they must have never explored the beautiful trails of the Palisades.
13. So you might as well keep these trails secret.
14. Along with your Jonathan club membership, since everyone asks you to take them there on the weekends.
15. And any friendship you may have with a Samo kid.
16. Because either if you went here and hated it or went to private school and wish you went here, everyone knows Pali is forever superior to SAMO.
17. But then you all think your small area of the Palisades is superior to the rest.
18. However, you can all agree this is home base.
19. So you can all agree Caruso needs to leave...
20. because the Pacific Palisades is Home, and home is perfect the way it is.
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