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    20 Funny Dialogues From "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" That Can Serve As Epic Comebacks In Your Daily Life

    You are just one comeback away from being an amazing human/genius!

    1. Let's start with the mornings when you're really trying hard to hold it, but someone asks, "How you doin'?"

    Andre Braugher dressed up in a Captain's uniform, in the middle of a conversation with a lady, for his role as Captain Raymond Holt for Brooklyn Nine-Nine

    2. When your younger sibling throws a fit for the infamous case of the missing chocolate.

    Chelsea Peretti playing her character as Gina Linetti for the sitcom Brooklyn Nine-Nine

    3. And for all those times when you are lectured on "avoiding junk food".

    Chelsea Peretti, standing by a window pane, playing her character as Gina Linetti for the sitcom Brooklyn Nine-Nine

    4. When someone says that "forgetting your friend's pet's birthday isn't that big of a deal".

    Joe Lo Truglio, playing his character as Charles Boyle, dressed in a light blue shirt with a tie, in conversation with Stephanie Beatriz

    5. When your friend responds to your favourite on-loop playlist with an eye roll.

    Andy Samberg, in a blue shirt, playing his character as Jake Peralta for the sitcom Brooklyn Nine-Nine

    6. Every time someone utters the words, "I think you should change...".

    Dirk Blocker, playing his character as Hitchcock for the sitcom Brooklyn Nine-Nine

    7. When your best friend sobs and says, "I should've taken your advice".

    Stephanie Beatriz, in a checkered Black shirt, playing her character as Rosa Diaz for the sitcom Brooklyn Nine-Nine

    8. And while you are consoling your girlfriend after her 100th breakup with the same guy.

    Chelsea Peretti in Brooklyn Nine-Nine

    9. When you are ready to rock it in your kickass #OOTD.

    Joe Lo Trugilo, playing his character as Charles Boyle for the sitcom Brooklyn Nine-Nine

    10. Whenever someone questions your ability to do any damn thing.

    A annoyed Terry Crews, wearing a pale pink shirt and brown suspenders, standing by a decorative hanging that reads "LOVE", playing his character as Sergeant Jeffords for Brooklyn Nine-Nine

    11. When someone says, “You should stop re-watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine all the time".

    Stephanie Beatriz, playing her character as Rosa Diaz for the sitcom Brooklyn Nine-Nine

    12. When a personality quiz grades you as “average”.

    Chelsea Peretti, dressed in a beige turtle neck sweatshirt, playing her character as Gina Linetti for the sitcom Brooklyn Nine-Nine

    13. And when your friends can't hang out because they just had a baby.

    Joe Lo Trugilo, as his character Charles Boyle in Brooklyn Nine-Nine, talking on a phone

    14. When work calls disrupt your weekend mornings.

    Andy Samberg, in a precinct setup, playing his character as Jake Peralta for the sitcom Brooklyn Nine-Nine

    15. To all those workdays that should've ideally been a holiday.

    Chelsea Peretti, resting her head on one hand and holding her phone, playing her character as Gina Linetti for the sitcom Brooklyn Nine-Nine

    16. And for those horrendous times when the HR pairs you with an annoying co-worker.

    Chelsea Peretti, playing her character as Gina Linetti for the sitcom Brooklyn Nine-Nine

    17. When the love of your life causes even the slightest inconvenience.

    Melissa Fumero in Brooklyn Nine-Nine

    18. When you are found guilty of starting a very valid roast session on a group chat.

    Andre Braugher, in an office setup, playing his role as Captain Raymond Holt for Brooklyn Nine-Nine

    19. The ultimate comeback to life for all those "ARGHHH" days.

    Andy Samberg, as Jake Peralta, in conversation with Charles Boyle, for the sitcom Brooklyn Nine-Nine

    20. And finally, an absolute burn for boring people who question your obsession with quizzes.

    Andy Samberg in Brooklyn Nine-Nine