The Most Memorable Bachelorette Contestants From Night One.

This is my very first season of the Bachelorette and it’s an exciting one. I am just here to witness the Queen, Rachel find the love of her life and in turn leave with a little hope for myself. #RepresentationMatters.

There are of course thousands of opinions flying around on the contestants, and I too have thoughts so here’s a breakdown of the night high school superlative style.

Most likely to have Dexter tendencies

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Blake E.

He’s an “aspiring drummer.” WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN. I don’t trust him.

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Brady

He brought a sledgehammer into the house. Nope.

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Adam

He brought a Michael Meyers puppet with him. Enough said.

Most likely to be a NO.

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WhaBoom (Lucas)

We all know he’s just there for the entertainment value. However, no one want to become Mrs. WhaBoom.

Most likely to be a villain.

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Lee

Looks like Lee's going to be causing some problems this season. I wouldn't be surprised if he was also "Most likely to already have a girlfriend."

Most likely to be overlooked

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Diggy

His has great style and he’s sweet. I am team Diggy.

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Bryce

Who doesn't love a firefighter! I like him, but he won’t win.

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Kenny
HE’S A GOOD MAN. Come one now future Rachel.

Most likely to be wild cards

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Dean

In the running for “Most likely to have a girlfriend.”

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Eric

Both of these fellas didn’t make much of an impression after the first night, but those dramatic season previews hinted that these two guys might make a lasting impression. WTH!

Most likely to be the next Bachelor

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Bryan (a.k.a TROUBLE)

Getting the first impression rose worked in Rachel’s favor, maybe we’ll be seeing more of Bryan and all of his Colombian goodness next season.

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DeMario

He talks a lot, yeah. But he’s cute and I don’t mind him. I also wouldn’t mind watching him look for love again after he gets swerved by Rachel.

Most likely to be Rachel's Fiancé

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Josiah

Yeah, he’s cocky! But he’s fine, they’re both lawyers and she’d be crazy not to consider it. “See you later litigator” – it was at this moment that I died from cuteness overload.

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Peter

He’s fine. Plus, they both have slight gaps and it’s freaking adorable. PICK HIM. CHOOSE HIM. LOVE HIM!

Again, I've never watched a season before. But I'll be damned if one of my picks isn't the last one standing.