1. Questioning queer characters and then easily accepting ogre love:
Straight people: "Listen im not homophobic but making Elsa gay will make the kids confused about their sexuality its not normal." Also straight people:
2. Changing song lyrics so as to not look gay:
Straight culture is changing the pronouns when covering a song so it remains heterosexual
3. Having...interesting hobbies:
straight culture is chugging a bud light while listening to i took a pill in ibiza
4. Putting their bodies through it:
this is straight culture
5. Thinking this makes for a healthy relationship:
straight culture is joking about hating your partner
6. Wearing sweaters like these:
7. Putting babies in questionable clothing:
Straight people: gays force their sexuality onto their children Straight people:
8. Asking questions that make zero sense:
straight people really don’t know what a bottom is
9. Sliding into DMs sayin' something reckless:
the duality of man
10. Starting massive wildfires because of gender reveal parties:
A father in Arizona pleaded guilty to sparking a massive wildfire, during his gender reveal party last year, that ended up burning more than 45,000 acres. Authorities said the fire caused more than $8 million in damages; the father has been ordered to begin paying it back.
11. Advocating for the wrong person:
straight culture is starting 75% of sentences with "in fairness to..."
12. Pretending to know a celeb:
straight culture is saying “why is this celebrity gay 😭😭😭😭” as if u had a shot w them
13. Redefining fame:
straight culture is using 😂 unironically nd telling ur mate to remember u when theyre famous after their tweet gets 10 likes nd a rt
14. Creating a weird demon baby for fun:
straight culture is morphing pictures of yourself with your man on one of those apps to see what your baby would look like .. ew I think I’m going to be sick
15. Sharing memes like these:
16. Not understanding how queerness "works":
i hate straight people
17. Erasing bi folks:
bi people: a straight person whose opinion was not asked for: i just don’t think bi people are real like why can’t you pick a side you’re either gay or straight
18. And finally, ruining strawberry greek yogurt for the rest of us:
STRAWBERRY GREEK YOGURT I HATE STRAIGHT PEOPLE YALL GOTTA RUIN EVERYTHING