We Need To Ban Sexist Wedding Cake Toppers Once And For All
Hating each other isn't love, period.
Marriage — it can be a beautiful union between two people who love each other.
But based on some of the questionable wedding cake toppers I've seen over the years, apparently y'all don't see it the same way. Especially men.
I'm just here to remind everyone that the whole "bride is trapping the groom" nonsense is exhausting and must be killed once and for all.
The same goes for this "ball and chain" crap. If you feel like your relationship is a literal prison, THEN DON'T GET MARRIED, CHAD.
Yes, I'm aware these are "jokey" toppers, but, like, there are better jokes to tell that aren't this blatantly sexist.
I feel like I shouldn't even be watching this topper.
Why the hell would you choose to ruin a perfectly innocent cake with this mess?
Someone call 911 just in case this couple was actually kidnapped.
Is this groom trying to do the worm or is he being dragged to the alter? Unclear.
Good luck with that marriage, Bridget. Looks like it's off to a healthy start.
Nothing like goin' to Pornhub during your wedding, right, Todd?
This couple won't even look at each other. Cool. Love at its best.
Bryant here loves video games and his bride Lakynn is not having it. HOW FUNNY!! I LOVE COMEDY.
Oh, your wife is still shopping, Connor? How cute.
Couples hating each other as a way to show love is peak straight culture and I won't stand for it any longer.
In conclusion, just get a cute cake topper that doesn't involve you being miserable, forcing your S.O. to do anything, or some sexist joke from 1893. It really isn't that hard.
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