1. When you betray every other color:
2. When you have a good comeback:
3. When you try something different for a change:
4. When you dispel rumors:
5. When you find commonalities with others:
6. When you know there's variety:
7. When the seasons don't change who you are:
8. When people underestimate you:
9. When you get into the holiday spirit:
When you are trying to be festive but your wardrobe is all black
10. When you just can't relate:
11. When you're sick of being questioned:
12. When you repeat yourself:
13. When your shopping habits become repetitive:
14. When you spend a full hour getting dressed:
15. When your love of pets disagrees with your clothing:
16. When you experience this horror:
17. And finally, when black isn't an option so you go all in:
