1. Make a "mess."
2. Say the word "what" at any given moment.
3. Walk around barefoot.
4. Be on your cell phone for more than a minute.
5. Or put your phone down and forget about it (you'll never win).
6. Sag your pants.
7. Cry about something that doesn't involve her.
8. Starve at a friend's house.
9. Get a tattoo, no matter how small it is.
10. Fall off a roof or injure yourself in any way.
11. Threaten to move out.
12. Clean the house.
13. Lay around on the couch.
14. Block a hit.
15. Give any sort of attitude, or what could be perceived as attitude.
16. Forget to put a jacket on, even if it is 100 degrees out.
17. Die.
18. Or give her a heart attack.
19. And finally, forget to show her how much you truly love her.
