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This Is What Happens When You Reply To Tinder Guys As Christian Grey

"Like poetry of the penis." NSFW language ahead.

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As you might have heard, E.L. James recently released a new Fifty Shades book titled Grey, which is told through Christian Grey's perspective.

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And the book contains some interesting quotes, to say the least.

This book is the worst. I'm so sorry. #Grey

So I decided to become Mr. Grey on Tinder to see exactly how guys would react.

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1. It was just another day for this guy.

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2. This guy was in on the joke, but still down regardless.

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3. This guy was being surprisingly supportive.

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4. This guy doesn't know the definition of incorrigible.

Definition: "(of a person or their tendencies) not able to be corrected, improved, or reformed."
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Definition: "(of a person or their tendencies) not able to be corrected, improved, or reformed."

5. This guy is thoroughly impressed by my "other" brain.

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6. This guy knows that true romance never dies.

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7. This guy thinks I'm just plain ~silly~.

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8. This guy doesn't know what's going on.

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9. While this guy asks no questions.

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10. This guy is PUMPED.

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11. This guy proves that he's well traveled.

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12. This guy is just goin' with the flow.

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13. This guy is down to get ~musical~.

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14. And finally, this guy discovers just how poetic Christian Grey really is.

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