1.
When your parents used it as a threat:
2.
When you got accused of doing something you never did:
3.
When your parents became Debbie Downers:
4.
When it became the perfect distraction:
5.
When you couldn't "catch 'em all":
6.
When you lost your appetite:
7.
When you were forbidden from even coughing when Walter spoke:
8.
When you had a near-death experience while changing the channel:
9.
When your parents had you on a watch list:
10.
When it brought up some uncomfortable topics:
11.
When you saw dead bodies before the sun even set:
12.
When you were judged for the celebs you love:
13.
When you missed out on the good things in life:
14.
When they convinced you that you too might get possessed:
15.
When they never let you forget about the chupacabra:
16.
When you gave up on humanity:
17.
And finally, when it explained exactly why you were raised the way you were:
