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19 Inanimate Objects That Perfectly Sum Up Your Hangover

"Am I dead?"

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1. When you wake up somewhere completely foreign in the same outfit from last night.

2. When you can't even recognize whether you're still wasted or just a big sober mess.

Probably both TBH.

3. When you look at your reflection and question all your life choices that led up to this very moment.

That 10th shot of tequila wasn't any different than the ninth.

4. When you feel dead behind the eyes and swear off all alcohol for the rest of your life.

But we both know that's not true.


5. When your head feels like your brain has swelled an unnatural amount and your stomach won't let you live.

Like taking a hammer to the skull.

6. When even Advil can't save you from your poor decisions.

From poppin' bottles to poppin' pills.

7. When you shield your bloodshot eyes from all forms of light because of the dreaded BURN.

Hangover is code for vampire.

8. When the bed hasn't stopped spinning since last night.

Hold on tight.


9. When you suddenly remember how embarrassing you truly were before you blacked out.

"OMG I didn't dance on the bar did I?"

10. When the only way you can retrace your steps from last night is by looking through pictures on your phone.

Being wasted never looked so good.

11. When your friends want to go out for brunch but you can't even get off the couch.

Being a couch potato is so much sweeter.

12. When you expect to feel refreshed after a long shower but just end up crying in pain instead.

"Don't vomit in the shower, don't vomit in the shower..."


13. When you force some greasy junk food into your mouth because you've thrown everything else up.

You know what'll cure that hangover? Cheese fries.

14. When you finally leave your room and try to keep it together because you can obviously handle your liquor.

Except you're screaming internally.

15. When your roommates judge you for being such a mess the night before.

But a FUN mess.

16. And they decide to be rude as fuck by talking extra loudly.

Real friends don't raise their voices unnecessarily.


17. When you somehow muster up enough energy to go buy a coffee and end up lookin' like an angry troll.

No one dares to cross your bridge.

18. When everyone, including your barista, mentions how "tired" you look.

AKA "You look like shit."

19. When you go to reach for your wallet and realize you've left your debit card at the scene of the crime.

This is why you should never buy your own drinks.