1.
When he's much bigger than you expected and you're a little scared:
2.
When you try to prepare your jaw:
3.
And when your jaw gets tired so you play with his balls instead:
4.
When you do it in the dark and play Marco Polo with his dick:
5.
When you start to put your face towards it...
6.
...and then realize he hasn't showered:
7.
When he hits your gag reflex and your eyes start to water but you're still trying to be sexy:
8.
When you can feel a pube floating around and you're trying so hard to fish it out:
9.
When you start to get a little carried away:
10.
When you’ve been sucking for way too long and you have to come up for air:
11.
When you accidentally use teeth:
12.
When you try to make sexy eye contact but it doesn't quite end up that way:
13.
When he's shooting towards your face and you have to protect the goods:
14.
Or when he gives you no warning at all:
15.
When you specifically told him NO FACE and he STILL got some on your face:
16.
When it took longer than expected and you're trying to regain composure:
17.
And finally, when he says "that was really great" and you're like "it's my turn now":
